the captians wench
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The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread
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I really should stop procrastinating about stopping procrastinating.
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Don't have much to say as far as your two dilemmas go, but I am really glad to hear that you've recovered from an illness and are doing well
You are an awesome dude, and I'd be happy to see you around more often.
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Don't have much to say as far as your two dilemmas go, but I am really glad to hear that you've recovered from an illness and are doing well
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I don't do grass.
Okay. Cleaning out gutters, then. You've got the avatar pose for it.
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the captians wench
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Can't do hights either. Unless you want me to curse you out all the way up and freeze once I get to the top so you have to call the fire dept to get me down. But I don't think that will get your gutters clean.
You're obviously not Canadian.
nope, I've also never lived in a house where I was responcible for the yard. I've been in an apartment for most of my life, and when we did live in a house the land lord took care of the yard.
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So, there's an indie production coming to film in our area and L has contacted them about working as a stunt coordinator. It looks like they have a decent budget and the lead is actually a well known Hollywood starlet.
Last night he says to me, "Why don't you check out the actress's specs and then if I get the job maybe you can double her?"
What the heck, might be fun. I look up her measurements and such...
Height: 5'8", perfect, just an inch taller than me.
Weight: 108 lbs...
Aaaaaaaand that's why I used to spend 40+ hours per week in the gym while living off of protein shakes, caffeine pills and ephedra.
No thanks.
(Yeesh, where could I possibly lose 22lbs from????)
Last night he says to me, "Why don't you check out the actress's specs and then if I get the job maybe you can double her?"
What the heck, might be fun. I look up her measurements and such...
Height: 5'8", perfect, just an inch taller than me.
Weight: 108 lbs...
Aaaaaaaand that's why I used to spend 40+ hours per week in the gym while living off of protein shakes, caffeine pills and ephedra.
No thanks.
(Yeesh, where could I possibly lose 22lbs from????)
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You know you're kinky, when you're on a tour in Bacelona, and the guide mentions watersport, and you automatically think about the kinky version!
Ha! There is a "watersports centre" not far from my house. Every time I pass the sign for it on the road I have perverted thoughts. That's like, about 30 times a year. You'd think I'd get over it, wouldn't you?
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CutieMouse
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X-ray tech- any possibility you are currently pregnant?
Me- dear god no!
Me- dear god no!
the captians wench
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LOL. I was referring to a different kind of grass.
could be stress, but I still missed the joke.
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Muscle, where else?
Seriously though, she could be skinny-fat. You know what I'm talking about. Fat weighs more than muscle per volume. She may be shapely but weak. How close are the measurements?
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could be stress, but I still missed the joke.
psst, she's talking about marijuana
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You are healthy. She doesn't sound healthy to me. There are expceptions, but I'm pretty sure I've never met someone that tall at that weight who was healthy.
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Didn't check the rest of the measurements after I saw the weight, lol, but I'm sure she is just like most of the girls I ever doubled...borderline anorexic with no muscle. And not healthy, no.
It was so weird when I migrated back into "real" life and suddenly everyone was telling me how skinny I was instead of how I needed to lose at least 5 more lbs. Weird...but nice. I really don't want to go back to that other reality...*shudders*
OOOOhhhh!
Nope, never done that.
Like I said, obviously not Canadian.
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Something is obviously sweeping through. I was down with bad belly last week and I know of two folks, in different geographical locations who have been hit this week. Weird.
Hope things get better, Gracie.
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Something is obviously sweeping through. I was down with bad belly last week and I know of two folks, in different geographical locations who have been hit this week. Weird.
Hope things get better, Gracie.
Oh, I'm sure they will. It's just a matter of everyone else will get it. If I'm lucky we'll be able to keep it to everyone getting it once, instead of it making the rounds constantly.
And D is feeling a bit better. He's keeping his mint tea down, and ate some lunch and it's staying down, too. Thanks. *hugs*
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