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Old 12-07-2012, 07:49 PM   #1
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Recycled penis

I have two or three in rotation. Guys I dated years ago, it didn't work out, we remained friends and I can call upon them when the mood strikes.

I've been on a steady diet of recycled penis since June, and I've been feeling I need to introduce new penis into the mix, but I can't seem to do it.

Recycled penis is safe, it doesn't have any risks, emotional or otherwise, but it's not as exciting.

There are more than a few contenders, but they're in my circle of friends and I don't see any of them as bf material and I don't wanna shit where I eat.

Meh.
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:52 PM   #2
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I have two or three in rotation. Guys I dated years ago, it didn't work out, we remained friends and I can call upon them when the mood strikes.

I've been on a steady diet of recycled penis since June, and I've been feeling I need to introduce new penis into the mix, but I can't seem to do it.

Recycled penis is safe, it doesn't have any risks, emotional or otherwise, but it's not as exciting.

There are more than a few contenders, but they're in my circle of friends and I don't see any of them as bf material and I don't wanna shit where I eat.

Meh.
Pick one or two and make them wear the GPS condom.

And don't kiss 'em.
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:53 PM   #3
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:57 PM   #4
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I am a horrible environmentalist... I almost never recycle.

There's a lesbian I hang out with from time to time, but other than that, all fresh and new, all the time.
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:59 PM   #5
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Pick one or two and make them wear the GPS condom.

And don't kiss 'em.
Hahaha. I read that thread and cracked up.

I don't want to get in a relationship until I find somebody really worth the hassles, but I need penis! And the recycled penis is getting a bit stale.

Work with me, woman! I'm venting here!
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:01 PM   #6
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I have two or three in rotation. Guys I dated years ago, it didn't work out, we remained friends and I can call upon them when the mood strikes.

I've been on a steady diet of recycled penis since June, and I've been feeling I need to introduce new penis into the mix, but I can't seem to do it.

Recycled penis is safe, it doesn't have any risks, emotional or otherwise, but it's not as exciting.

There are more than a few contenders, but they're in my circle of friends and I don't see any of them as bf material and I don't wanna shit where I eat.

Meh.
I suspect you are going to get your PM box to full within minutes.
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:01 PM   #7
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I am a horrible environmentalist... I almost never recycle.

There's a lesbian I hang out with from time to time, but other than that, all fresh and new, all the time.
I don't have your level of emotional detachment.

And I'm not good at one-night stands.
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:01 PM   #8
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I have two or three in rotation. Guys I dated years ago, it didn't work out, we remained friends and I can call upon them when the mood strikes.

I've been on a steady diet of recycled penis since June, and I've been feeling I need to introduce new penis into the mix, but I can't seem to do it.

Recycled penis is safe, it doesn't have any risks, emotional or otherwise, but it's not as exciting.

There are more than a few contenders, but they're in my circle of friends and I don't see any of them as bf material and I don't wanna shit where I eat.

Meh.
Oh my... what would it take to get on THAT list
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:03 PM   #9
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I suspect you are going to get your PM box to full within minutes.
Eh, whatever, I'm not interested in fucking anybody in cyberspace. I need somebody local. It would be nice to meet somebody awesome but at this point fling-worthy is good, too.
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:03 PM   #10
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:05 PM   #12
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I heard that the quickest way into her penis rotation is to argue whether or not Jesus was a socialist.
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Haha, I hope it's a good one.
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Hahaha. I read that thread and cracked up.

I don't want to get in a relationship until I find somebody really worth the hassles, but I need penis! And the recycled penis is getting a bit stale.

Work with me, woman! I'm venting here!
I know, Doll.

And I feel for ya, truly.

Been there.

Coming out alive, let alone STD free, is such a gamble.

Follow your instincts and gut feelings. Stay sober.

Happy fucking!
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I know, Doll.

And I feel for ya, truly.

Been there.

Coming out alive, let alone STD free, is such a gamble.

Follow your instincts and gut feelings. Stay sober.

Happy fucking!
Thanks, good advise.

So what's your deal? Do you get steady penis/cunt?
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Haha, I hope it's a good one.
It's sad but I wouldn't know the difference. Never had another one!
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I have two or three in rotation. Guys I dated years ago, it didn't work out, we remained friends and I can call upon them when the mood strikes.

I've been on a steady diet of recycled penis since June, and I've been feeling I need to introduce new penis into the mix, but I can't seem to do it.

Recycled penis is safe, it doesn't have any risks, emotional or otherwise, but it's not as exciting.

There are more than a few contenders, but they're in my circle of friends and I don't see any of them as bf material and I don't wanna shit where I eat.

Meh.
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:10 PM   #18
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Thanks, good advise.

So what's your deal? Do you get steady penis/cunt?
Steady.
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I have two or three in rotation. Guys I dated years ago, it didn't work out, we remained friends and I can call upon them when the mood strikes.

I've been on a steady diet of recycled penis since June, and I've been feeling I need to introduce new penis into the mix, but I can't seem to do it.

Recycled penis is safe, it doesn't have any risks, emotional or otherwise, but it's not as exciting.

There are more than a few contenders, but they're in my circle of friends and I don't see any of them as bf material and I don't wanna shit where I eat.

Meh.
Penis Emeritus is sort of a prestigious title. It looks good on paper, but it reads too much like a second chance and I just don't do that.
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She knows better.

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It's sad but I wouldn't know the difference. Never had another one!
That's not sad, as long as you're happy.

I have to tell you, though, when I hit my early 30s and became single again, and I dated different guys and tried different penises, I gained a whole new appreciation.

But in the end the most important aspect of a penis is the man who's attached to it.
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I don't have your level of emotional detachment.

And I'm not good at one-night stands.
I don't sleep with any woman that I don't like a lot...

I actually fuck a lot less than you'd think... but I do lots of perverted shit with all sorts of weirdos.

And I was in love this past summer, I'll have you know.

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