Dancing. Is it sexy?

bigmane

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I went and asked the DJ, "Hey man do you have Boney M Rasputin?"

He began to laugh and put it on.

I can't dance but I can do the cossack dance.

Nobody else could do it!

I got shagged over that.

An awful dance but I got a shag!

In honour of Rasputin.

"It was a shame how he carried on!"

DJ came out and had a smoke with me afterward.

"That's made my bloody night, man, you had everyone clapping!"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg
 
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"How do you do that?" The wife asks me.

"How the heck do you keep on getting all these women?"

I don't know. Maybe I am Rasputin!

The ghost of an old horny Siberian drunkard?

I ain't got a clue.
 
What I wouldn't do, is upset a relationship.

She emails me, and wants to come and shag, it's okay.

If she's with Mr Right, I never contact her.

I'd be disturbed to think I'd upset a relationship.
 
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