asian_princess
Car-ma Sutra Test Dummy.
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Pain pain go away, please come back another day ... when i'm not working
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Pain pain go away, please come back another day ... when i'm not working
*coughs*
Why ever are you not sleeping young lady???
*goes off to find 2x4*
I did!! Now i'm back to being important again
And *laughs* I know all about your 2 x 4s...they come with harnesses
you could make this killer migraine fuck off though...thanks. Honey
Honey you are ALWAYS important to me
Haha you and your bloody strap-on obsession
We'll get rid of that worry not I hear migraines really don't like being drowned in vodka...we shall do that test tomorrow *nods*
Damn. I do believe you just lined me, wench
hahaha bloody strap-on? now that's my...er, i mean, A fetish
This is what i tried to tell people, if i can still feel the headache, it just means I havent had enough to drink yet. My body's very clever that way, giving me signals
Yeah you know what a crap actress I am....even after all those lessons.
Fetish would intimate that it is unusual or not something one partakes in often...hahahahahahaha..I have NO idea how you manage to get out the door in the morning not still wearing yours
Okay lets treat this as a scientific experiment..I'll wear my glasses and white coat.. and look all professor-like . OK I won't have anything on underneath....what? Thats a compromise
"lessons" or "sessions"...paid by the hour, by a professional...you slut! *sighs* i do so knew there was a reason I loves you so
*looks down* FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
Oh... wait, phew, it's not my strap on, you scared me, wench!!!
...that's my double ended dildo! damn, i didn't even notice when you detached yourself... you're sneaky
So, did i ever tell you about the time I went back to my highschool a few years after to do a speech and ended up having an affair with my old biology teacher? No? okay, i won't then Just saying... you in the coat and naked underneath...*sings* meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemories...
BOREDERI'm
Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred!
thanks!
YIKES! I came here to blurt and saw cock...
Not that this is a bad thing mind you... just have to for a moment turn off avatars if that's gonna be around the threads while the kidlets are up and sitting in chairs behind me.