Old 09-04-2013, 11:37 PM   #1501
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Roll those eyes at this guy again and the duct tape comes out.
This chick wonders when that guy is going to realize that isn't much of a threat....

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Old 09-04-2013, 11:42 PM   #1502
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This chick wonders when that guy is going to realize that isn't much of a threat....

Oh? This guy wonders what that chick would do if this guy duct taped his own pecker so there would be no touchy touchy.
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Old 09-04-2013, 11:46 PM   #1503
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Oh? This guy wonders what that chick would do if this guy duct taped his own pecker so there would be no touchy touchy.

This chick would sit and wait for that guy to need to pee, and have to rip the duct tape off. And then laugh.
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Old 09-04-2013, 11:47 PM   #1504
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This chick would sit and wait for that guy to need to pee, and have to rip the duct tape off. And then laugh.
This guy has two words for ^^that chick. Bendy straws.
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Old 09-04-2013, 11:50 PM   #1505
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This guy has two words for ^^that chick. Bendy straws.
This chick didn't know that guy was into cock sounding.....
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Old 09-04-2013, 11:52 PM   #1506
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This chick didn't know that guy was into cock sounding.....
Who knows it would take about three straws to handle this guy's girth? ^^that chick
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Old 09-04-2013, 11:53 PM   #1507
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Who knows it would take about three straws to handle this guy's girth? ^^that chick
*giggle*

This chick knows that can be arranged.
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Old 09-04-2013, 11:58 PM   #1508
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*giggle*

This chick knows that can be arranged.
^^that chick knows what just hopped down and ran to the closet.
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Old 09-05-2013, 12:00 AM   #1509
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^^that chick knows what just hopped down and ran to the closet.
This chick also knows how to lure him back out.
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This chick also knows how to lure him back out.
Who will admit, that chick has a way about her? this guy
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Old 09-05-2013, 12:26 AM   #1511
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Who will admit, that chick has a way about her? this guy
Now who's just being sweet? That guy
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Old 09-05-2013, 12:40 AM   #1512
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Now who's just being sweet? That guy
Who's told ^^that chick over and over, he's girthy and manly? this guy
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Old 09-05-2013, 12:43 AM   #1513
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Who's told ^^that chick over and over, he's girthy and manly? this guy
Who may be fooling everyone else, but not this chick? That guy

This chick knows that guy is a multitude of things, all of them amazing.
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Old 09-05-2013, 12:51 AM   #1514
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Who may be fooling everyone else, but not this chick? That guy

This chick knows that guy is a multitude of things, all of them amazing.
Now who's whipping out the sweet? ^^That chick
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Old 09-05-2013, 12:58 AM   #1515
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Now who's whipping out the sweet? ^^That chick
Only because ^that guy loves the sweets.
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Old 09-05-2013, 01:01 AM   #1516
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Only because ^that guy loves the sweets.
Who would so NOM NOM NOM ^^that chick's sweets? this guy
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Old 09-05-2013, 01:01 AM   #1517
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Who would so NOM NOM NOM ^^that chick's sweets? this guy
Who knew that response was coming? This chick
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Old 09-05-2013, 01:03 AM   #1518
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Who knew that response was coming? This chick
Who wanted that response to cum? ^^that chick
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Old 09-05-2013, 01:06 AM   #1519
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Who wanted that response to cum? ^^that chick
Who needs those responses? This chick
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Old 09-05-2013, 01:12 AM   #1520
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Who needs those responses? This chick
Who wondering if the plan is still the plan? this guy
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Old 09-05-2013, 01:14 AM   #1521
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Who wondering if the plan is still the plan? this guy
This chick can confirm that most of the plan is still the plan. And will start on those steps in a few minutes. After this song or the next one. Promise.
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This chick can confirm that most of the plan is still the plan. And will start on those steps in a few minutes. After this song or the next one. Promise.
Who'd that chick just lure back out from hiding? Mr. Happy
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Old 09-05-2013, 01:20 AM   #1523
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Who'd that chick just lure back out from hiding? Mr. Happy
Who called that a few posts back? This chick
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Old 09-05-2013, 01:22 AM   #1524
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Who called that a few posts back? This chick
Who knew it was a sure thing? this guy and ^^that chick
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<-- this girl is calling it a night... thanks for the entertainment (and the giggles)

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