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Old 04-18-2017, 03:04 PM   #3926
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Even though I'm Bunny, I'm really getting to like being called "Kitten" and "Kitty" by a certain someone these days.
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Old 04-18-2017, 03:35 PM   #3927
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Even though I'm Bunny, I'm really getting to like being called "Kitten" and "Kitty" by a certain someone these days.


Someone who does not pay by minute?
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Old 04-18-2017, 03:49 PM   #3928
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Someone who does not pay by minute?
Maybe they charge by hour.
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Old 04-18-2017, 03:52 PM   #3929
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Someone who does not pay by minute?
Nope, if you can believe it.

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Maybe they charge by hour.
And not that, either. Shocking, I know.
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Old 04-18-2017, 03:57 PM   #3930
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Nope, if you can believe it.
I have trouble to believe that you don't make him...

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Old 04-18-2017, 05:25 PM   #3931
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I have trouble to believe that you don't make him...

I you.

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Old 04-19-2017, 12:53 AM   #3932
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Ew, I just actually made myself feel sick trying to write a response to why a thread might have been closed. I couldn't even finish it and post it.
 

Old 04-19-2017, 03:57 AM   #3933
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The cat smells like popcorn. I wonder if I'm having a stroke.
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Old 04-19-2017, 07:13 AM   #3934
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Old 04-19-2017, 01:38 PM   #3935
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The cat smells like popcorn. I wonder if I'm having a stroke.
Maybe stop buttering the cat?



F.A.S.T.

Face drooping and/or numbness?
Arm numbness?
Speech difficulties or confusion?
TIME TO CALL 911!
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Old 04-19-2017, 10:54 PM   #3936
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Wait, what?

Unicorn Frappuccino?
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Old 04-19-2017, 11:15 PM   #3937
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Old 04-19-2017, 11:27 PM   #3938
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Wait, what?

Unicorn Frappuccino?
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GB discussed this; it's a scary world I live in. 😢
One of my GFs posted this on FB. Looks like a cavity.
 

Old 04-19-2017, 11:31 PM   #3939
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Sleep in a bed you haven't made your self is an incredible thing.

Gonna miss this 😁
Is this a metaphor?
 

Old 04-19-2017, 11:34 PM   #3940
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Old 04-19-2017, 11:53 PM   #3941
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One of my GFs posted this on FB. Looks like a cavity.
Sounds more like a smoothie than a frap. Where's the coffee? Not that I'd want any - sour blueberry flavored coffee? Yuck.

Dentists will probably love it. They get paid for telling you what a bad person you've been and then punishing you.

"Don't worry, it'll only sting a bit;" they say.

GAAAHHH!!!

It seems as if you get the pointy end of the unicorn no matter what you do.
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Old 04-20-2017, 12:02 AM   #3942
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Old 04-20-2017, 12:11 AM   #3943
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Face drooping and/or numbness?
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Speech difficulties or confusion?
TIME TO CALL 911!
Okay, I know there is nothing funny about a stroke. And, this is actually a good way to share the info of what to look for and do if you think you or someone is having a stroke. But, I found it so funny to read it here and laughed aloud.
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Old 04-20-2017, 12:14 AM   #3944
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Even though I'm Bunny, I'm really getting to like being called "Kitten" and "Kitty" by a certain someone these days.
Awesome.

Does he bear any resemblance to Tom Hiddleston?

Inquiring minds and all.

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Someone who does not pay by minute?
Oh, my goodness!!!

I laughed so hard.
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Old 04-20-2017, 12:25 AM   #3945
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Awesome.

Does he bear any resemblance to Tom Hiddleston?

Inquiring minds and all.
No, alas. They're both tall, though. Does that count?

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Oh, my goodness!!!

I laughed so hard.
I did, too!
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Old 04-20-2017, 12:33 AM   #3946
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No, alas. They're both tall, though. Does that count?
Close enough.

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I did, too!
*still laughing*

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Old 04-20-2017, 12:36 AM   #3947
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Close enough.
And he's a...*looks around*...Dom, too.

I know, I can't believe it, either. *Grumble*

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*still laughing*

Same.
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Old 04-20-2017, 12:45 AM   #3948
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Old 04-20-2017, 12:47 AM   #3949
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Hola!
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Old 04-20-2017, 01:25 AM   #3950
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