Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

YankeeGirl74 · Apr 27, 2012

bobsgirl said:
It never occurred to me that a knitting pattern site would have a section labeled "adult."

Maybe that's why my grandmother and great aunt were always having WAY too much fun knitting??

And now I need some bleach to wash out that thought in my head...

bobsgirl · Apr 27, 2012

Saucyminx said:
Cock cozy? Dick doily? i'm intrigued.

Yes! A ball sack, and we ain't talkin' sports equipment here...

bobsgirl · Apr 27, 2012

YankeeGirl74 said:
Maybe that's why my grandmother and great aunt were always having WAY too much fun knitting??

And now I need some bleach to wash out that thought in my head...

LOL We knitters can be a rowdy bunch. It's not your grandma's knitting anymore...

Quoll · Apr 27, 2012

bobsgirl said:
Yes! A ball sack, and we ain't talkin' sports equipment here...

I believe the correct term is TESTICLE COZY.

Saucyminx · Apr 28, 2012

Quoll said:
I believe the correct term is TESTICLE COZY.

So, to put the BDSM spin on that, you would knit it out of super scratchy wool right? :devil:

bobsgirl · Apr 29, 2012

Saucyminx said:
So, to put the BDSM spin on that, you would knit it out of super scratchy wool right?

Steel wool, two sizes too small, and instead of a drawstring, a rubberband.

Good clean dirty fun in the dungeon.

WynneWynneLife · Apr 29, 2012

UGHHHH!!What a day.

3rd kidney stone in 3 years. Was at the hospital all day. Thank God I am now home and painfree. Sorry nothing sexual or hot to say today.

Quoll · Apr 29, 2012

Saucyminx said:
So, to put the BDSM spin on that, you would knit it out of super scratchy wool right?

bobsgirl said:
Steel wool, two sizes too small, and instead of a drawstring, a rubberband.

Good clean dirty fun in the dungeon.

Clearly I am out of my league here.

bobsgirl · Apr 29, 2012

WynneWynneLife said:
3rd kidney stone in 3 years. Was at the hospital all day. Thank God I am now home and painfree. Sorry nothing sexual or hot to say today.

My sympathies. I know how awful that pain is... So glad you're feeling better. :rose:

bobsgirl · Apr 29, 2012

Quoll said:
Clearly I am out of my league here.

See, I told you. Mean.

My inner dominatrix is beating down the door.

Saucyminx · Apr 29, 2012

bobsgirl said:
See, I told you. Mean.

My inner dominatrix is beating down the door.

You are my hero.

unregistered · Apr 30, 2012

mynameisben · May 2, 2012

bailadora said:
Scapel, laser - same difference. Tissue in that area is getting cut. I'm convinced it's just another form of snake oil used to con women into believing their bodies aren't good enough. FFS, most of the time the woman's partner is the one who gets the benies, while she gets the pain and the potential nerve damage.

I think you missed the point of my previous post. I meant to imply that, maybe, the vaginal rejuvenation was offered only to men and that it did not involve surgery of any kind.

I must have left out a comma or something.

bailadora · May 2, 2012

mynameisben said:
I think you missed the point of my previous post. I meant to imply that, maybe, the vaginal rejuvenation was offered only to men and that it did not involve surgery of any kind.

I must have left out a comma or something.

Clearly, I didn't understand you at all. Since men don't have vaginas, how could this "service" be offered to them to begin with?

I tend to be quite literal in my thinking, so if your reply is tongue in cheek or a jest of some sort, I'm just not following.

YankeeGirl74 · May 2, 2012

Quoll said:
I believe the correct term is TESTICLE COZY.

Cackling just thinking of some guy opening that up under the Christmas tree or something... "Oh honey I made you a cozy for your balls!"

YankeeGirl74 · May 2, 2012

Nice to have someone who makes you smile

Eilan · May 2, 2012

In less than 24 hours, I'll be finished with work until June 4.

:nana:

YankeeGirl74 · May 2, 2012

Happy Dance for Eilan!!!!

Maxell46 · May 2, 2012

Drained ,happy and content...
she strokes like an artist ...my body and mind her canvas as she paints a perfect erotic picture.
You are quite a woman and very special!

:kiss:

Saucyminx · May 3, 2012

I'm drunk on a Wed night. I think work may be stressing me out more than I realize.

Eilan · May 3, 2012

The semester is over! Can I get a "Hell, yeah!"?? Let the grade-grubbing begin!

My husband is so awesome. He bought adult beverages this afternoon knowing that I'd be ready for them when I got home.

YankeeGirl74 · May 4, 2012

Eilan said:
The semester is over! Can I get a "Hell, yeah!"?? Let the grade-grubbing begin!

My husband is so awesome. He bought adult beverages this afternoon knowing that I'd be ready for them when I got home.

Woot-woot!!! Cheers!!

Quoll · May 4, 2012

Eilan said:
The semester is over! Can I get a "Hell, yeah!"?? Let the grade-grubbing begin!

My husband is so awesome. He bought adult beverages this afternoon knowing that I'd be ready for them when I got home.

Saucyminx said:
I'm drunk on a Wed night. I think work may be stressing me out more than I realize.

Hmmm, call me suspicious...

Down_UnderKid · May 4, 2012

new toys arrived today! why am i at work....

if only the dvds arrived at the same time...

YankeeGirl74 · May 4, 2012

Another one gone from my musical youth.... RIP Adam "MCA" Yauch. Still know every word to every song on "License To Ill". Cancer sucks.

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