Misquote the person above you AGAIN

Tio_Narratore · Mar 25, 2018

Hypoxia said:
Okay, but don't do anything *weird* with her.

No problem. Her tinder message said "no limits."

loquere · Mar 25, 2018

RubenR said:
Why is it so hot outside?

Terrorism.

MagicaPractica · Mar 25, 2018

loquere said:
Global Warming.

I think the preferred term is "climate change." It's not just about warming anymore.

loquere · Mar 25, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
I think the preferred term is "please be quiet" It's about respect.

He yells everything at me, so the appropriate term is "shut up or die."

Hypoxia · Mar 25, 2018

RubenR said:
Why are you wearing pantyhose over your head, Hypoxia?

So you won't know who I am. Is it working?

loquere · Mar 25, 2018

RubenR said:
Im gonna kill anyone I see wearing pantyhose!

I'm in, let's get em!

MagicaPractica · Mar 26, 2018

loquere said:
I'm in, let's garrote em!

I'm outta here. Oh, wait, I never wear pantyhose. Phew!

Tio_Narratore · Mar 26, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Get into her. Oonagh never wears panties. Whee!

That caught my attention!

Hypoxia · Mar 26, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
I'm such an attention whore!

Your parents neglected you as a child, eh? Sad. What's your revenge?

Tio_Narratore · Mar 26, 2018

Hypoxia said:
Your parents reected you as a child, eh? Sad. What was your revenge?

I became a premature adolescent.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 26, 2018

RubenR said:
At least your parents inspired you to explore your anarchistic side.

No government is good government.

loquere · Mar 27, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
No government is good, there all corrupt liars.

My government will be different, I promise to never tell a lie.

MagicaPractica · Mar 27, 2018

loquere said:
My reign will be different! I promise terror unlike any seen before!

Well, at least you're honest.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 27, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Well, as a beast, you're horned.

Be careful. He's horny too.

loquere · Mar 27, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Be calm, don't shoot.

Dude this is all natural, are we gonna do this or not? You're the one that sent me the grinder message, so don't waste my time.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 27, 2018

loquere said:
Do this unnaturally, or we're not gonna do this!

Take it to the fetish and taboo board, then!

Hypoxia · Mar 27, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Take it to the fetishists and taboo-breakers, then!

I tried. They sent it back. Said it was underdone. So I cooked it longer and added psychedelics. Worked like a charm, heh heh.

MagicaPractica · Mar 27, 2018

Hypoxia said:
I just added pyrotechnics. Worked like a charm, heh heh.

Dude! You burned the house down! Where am I supposed to live now?!

Hypoxia · Mar 27, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Baby! You turned the housekeeping staff upside-down! Where am I supposed to find a decent butler now?!

Yes, the hired help ARE a constant problem, aren't they? Try CraigsList. Don't forget to mention the required kinks.

MagicaPractica · Mar 27, 2018

Hypoxia said:
Yes, the hired help ARE constantly groveling, aren't they? Just give them a few kicks.

They are NOT "hired help!" Those are my kids and I don't believe in corporal punishment.

Hypoxia · Mar 27, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
So I called the kids and pets to a meeting and broke the news that, with the financial downturn, I'd have to let some of them go.

Back in the day, you could sell them into slavery. I doubt you can even rent them out now. Change isn't always for the better.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 27, 2018

RubenR said:
Check your Internet privacy, old man! I just found you doing an obscene dance clip on YouTube.

I am a dirty old man, and I approve of that clip.

CharleneBarr · Mar 27, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
I am a dirty old man, and I've caught the clap.

I told you that stripper had done the rounds, but would you listen?

MagicaPractica · Mar 28, 2018

CharleneBarr said:
I told you, strip and do the rounds! It's the only way to get a good glisten.

Um, I'm more into one on one sports.

MagicaPractica · Mar 28, 2018

RubenR said:
You're the new PR officer for Drumpf. Good luck.

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