NaokoSmith
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The builders are coming round today. 
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Isolated Blurt Thread
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NaokoSmith
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Well, better go off to the Post Office.
No, not the thread! the real thing, to take a parcel along.
Those cheeky builders, I gave them cups of tea and biscuits and they asked me for a T bone steak with mushroom and chips! Lucky I didn't really flirt with them, they'd have been demanding Boeuf Bourguignon with a bottle of Chateau Montrachet Corbieres.
(Maybe! ROFLOL!)
No, not the thread! the real thing, to take a parcel along.
Those cheeky builders, I gave them cups of tea and biscuits and they asked me for a T bone steak with mushroom and chips! Lucky I didn't really flirt with them, they'd have been demanding Boeuf Bourguignon with a bottle of Chateau Montrachet Corbieres.
(Maybe! ROFLOL!)
damppanties
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Both of you are too young (in Lit years) to know Betsy. She was a Litster who requested nude pics from newbies. And, well, from everyone else too. Was her running gag.
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Both of you are too young (in Lit years) to know Betsy. She was a Litster who requested nude pics from newbies. And, well, from everyone else too. Was her running gag.
It was a gag???
Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Tio_Narratore
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My cat is a bit silly today.
She just tried to move a chair on her own and got stuck.
And now she left the room because I'm laughing.
"Here Kitty"...
Of course! She's embarassed! No go be nice to her.
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Tio_Narratore
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I will in a minute, Tio.
Good, after all aren't HP and Steve and Walking Eagle and Michael and... all nice to your pussy?
SweetMaj
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Good, after all aren't HP and Steve and Walking Eagle and Michael and... all nice to your pussy?
Shhh!!!
Tio_Narratore
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SweetMaj
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You could sing Scarborough Fair to me anytime... however, sleep is not going to be my first priority...
You're so naughty, but I kinda like that about you.
Funny!
damppanties
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I can't believe we're fighting about who's more perverted.
NaokoSmith
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Stella_Omega
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I sang "Marcie" and "Sisotobel Lane" to mine... My son said that he was kind of surprised when he heard Joni Mitchel's original songs at about 9 years old. My version was the only one he knew!My son's lullaby, since the day he was born, has been either Scarborough Fair, or Baby Mine. As an infant, I could (usually) get him to sleep within minutes of singing. He's two now, and still nods off when I sing to him.
Handley_Page
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<< Everyone dives for cover >>
Will you be putting the desk on the ceiling?
I think that kiss could have saved your life.
I used to tell stories; mostly 'cos I can rarely remember the words of a song.
steve44uk
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<< Everyone dives for cover >>
I think that kiss could have saved your life.
I used to tell stories; mostly 'cos I can rarely remember the words of a song.
I make up stories. Mainly trying to see how many fart and poo gags I can shoehorn into a five-minute bedtime tale.
I'm not a good influence...
NaokoSmith
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Yeah, anyone only has to have a quick peek at that Avengers thread to know that! It's no good saying it was my idea, you were the one who said: "Do it!" in that playground I dare you way.
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Yeah, anyone only has to have a quick peek at that Avengers thread to know that! It's no good saying it was my idea, you were the one who said: "Do it!" in that playground I dare you way.
I have no idea what you mean... <innocent eyelash flutter>
Handley_Page
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Avengers?
"Dear me, Mrs Peel, I thought you were not entertaining this evening"
OR are we talking the Marvel/ DC comics stuff
(as this is an American board, I'd better not make too many comments; there are folk who actually LIKE it)
Pinching copy-write or what?
"Dear me, Mrs Peel, I thought you were not entertaining this evening"
OR are we talking the Marvel/ DC comics stuff
(as this is an American board, I'd better not make too many comments; there are folk who actually LIKE it)
Pinching copy-write or what?
NaokoSmith
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I'm afraid it doesn't stop at pinching.
You may come and join as Steed if you like, although the Black Widow is currently busy and the Black Canary is completely exhausted. I will do Emma for you. With the boots.
(That's not Bovary, Flaubert fan.
)
steve44uk
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I'm afraid it doesn't stop at pinching.
You may come and join as Steed if you like, although the Black Widow is currently busy and the Black Canary is completely exhausted. I will do Emma for you. With the boots.
(That's not Bovary, Flaubert fan.
There's a rumour going round that Tio is, in fact, Stan Lee, trawling for new story ideas...
Handley_Page
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Get Mr Invisible to find me and point me at that thread please.
Or Mrs King. . . . .
Or Mrs King. . . . .
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