What's He or She Saying?
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LizVegas79
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"So I was laying in bed listening to you and your wife have sex last night.
I'd really like to thank you for leaving your bedroom window open."
LizVegas79
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"Really? I got the job? I heard I had to suck your cock and let you fuck me to work here."
(not cool, but I sort of see that look in her eyes too)
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'So, like ... is that all? I mean, really?'
"Do I take directions well? I LOVE that you asked me that."
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'Did I give you permission to look up? I didn't think so. That'll be another 20 minutes down there'.
(my house my rules, right?
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sultrysandy
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Waitress - Would you care to order?
Sandy - Know what I want to eat
Liz - Put your shoe back on slut.
Waitress - What?
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"You have ten minutes to get here or I'm inviting that cute neighbor over. The clock starts now!"
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"To bad you decided to go to the baseball game. I am heading out to the club, I hear the bartender is hung like a bull and I need a rodeo."
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"Guess whose finger is in your ass?"
LizVegas79
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"Guess whose finger is in your ass?"
Mmmm, my favorite one of the week so far Paul
(guessing games are so hot!)
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"We can't ...."
"Oh hell ... who am I kidding?"
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"Mmmm, people are going to ask me why I'm walking funny at work tonight but I totally don't care!"
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"Mmmm, people are going to ask me why I'm walking funny at work tonight but I totally don't care!"
LOL - "sports injury".
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"oh...shit...seeing stars..."
LizVegas79
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"I think you should get in the stock market this morning, sweetie."
LizVegas79
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"I'm sorry you both lost so much money tonight. But I'm not a consolation prize.
I'm ... I'm not allowed to fool around with our guests ... even if you are VIP's.
Stop. I'm married. Oh my God that feels good!
... Oh my goodness! You're both so big and hard down there!
This has to stay between us, okay?"
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Good morning world. Don't mind him, he's still asleep but I am ready to go!
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My lover is on his way up with a friend. Would you like to watch?
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