loquere
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Dude like I said that's not my name, so put down the axe.
Misquote the person above you AGAIN
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Dude like I said that's not my name, so put down the axe.
CharleneBarr
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Welease Woger!
MagicaPractica
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For the last time, I'm a woman!
Captainnumnuts
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Have you heard - Man, I feel like a woman?
MagicaPractica
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Hum a few bars for me?
Tio_Narratore
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How about a whole Mongol Horde?
MagicaPractica
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Thanks but I'm really not hungry.
Tio_Narratore
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Hypoxia
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So you'll pay extra for her girls, then? Even the fat ones?I'm always ready to help a madam in need,
Captainnumnuts
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Snickers.
MagicaPractica
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loquere
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Sure I'm busy, but I make time for unimportant people like you, Loquere.
Geez thanks your majesty.
MagicaPractica
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loquere
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I just need to borrow three hundred thousand dollars to open a salmon smoothie restaurant.
Tio_Narratore
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Captainnumnuts
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You've really knotted it up now, friend.
Dawgone it.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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If you’re gonna get bestial with Nancy’s poodles, you get what you deserve. Those bitches only want to use you.
LizVegas79
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The restaurant industry is so tough. That's why I always worked in the bar.
Tio_Narratore
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I guess it is a step up in career choice.
MagicaPractica
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Yup, just like getting a pen cap out of a spiral notebook.
loquere
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I don't like you MP, I love you! I know this is our first date and I've only known you for five minutes, but we should get married. Don't run away!
MagicaPractica
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Just a thought but there's this crazy thing called talking and sharing.
Doesn't require an island or lack of Internet service.
Tio_Narratore
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What? Am I leaking that badly?
Captainnumnuts
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You really must get in touch with your inner child.
MagicaPractica
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Let me get the cooking wine, because if you wouldn't drink it you shouldn't cook with it. Hey! I think it worked!
