The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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But it turns to ash in a puff of Carbon dioxide.


I put in a grand chorus

and you get Handel's Messiah.... Hallelujah Chorus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76RrdwElnTU

I put in Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody". . .

"Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico"
 
and you get Handel's Messiah.... Hallelujah Chorus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76RrdwElnTU

I put in Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody". . .

"Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico"

And you get the cast from Wayne's world head banging in a Pinto.

I put in Ozzy Osbourne.
 
and Little Bo Peep comes to a sad realization.

I put in a retrospective reservation at Milliways...

You get The Restaurant at the End of the Universe with the terminal moment followed by dessert

I put in Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. . .

(Tio, you did say you liked a good excuse for a drink)
 
You get The Restaurant at the End of the Universe with the terminal moment followed by dessert

I put in Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. . .

(Tio, you did say you liked a good excuse for a drink)

and, as you try to crawl out from under the table, you understand all 42 Meanings of Life except the Mime of the Blowflies from North Arnhem Land.

I put in a joyous place with maggots in the centre...

and I'll drink to that, Neko! Tchin Tchin!!:)
 
and, as you try to crawl out from under the table, you understand all 42 Meanings of Life except the Mime of the Blowflies from North Arnhem Land.

I put in a joyous place with maggots in the centre...


but the Improbability drive has failed, and they die in the normal manner.



I put in a family of hungry sparrows.
 
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