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Old 10-31-2012, 10:05 AM   #1
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Romney's Post-Inaguration To-Do List

Sign an executive order outlawing the use of birth control, including the rhythm method.

Declare Mormonism as the official religion of the United States, making it unlawful to swear or consume tobacco, caffeine, and alcohol.

Offer tax breaks to corporations who pollute the air and water, and send jobs overseas.

Declare war against Iran, Libya, Egypt, and France.
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Those are just for starters.
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Old 10-31-2012, 10:10 AM   #2
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Old 10-31-2012, 10:10 AM   #3
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Old 10-31-2012, 10:11 AM   #4
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You forgot the much overdue Posthumous award of the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Benito Mussolini.
Excellent.

He'll establish a new Cabinet Post: Secretary of Fascism.
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Old 10-31-2012, 10:17 AM   #6
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Let's not forget his promise to open up the national Parks for dumping.
Don't you mean drilling?
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Old 10-31-2012, 10:19 AM   #8
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Immediately ban recycling.
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Old 10-31-2012, 10:27 AM   #10
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Any citizen whose surname ends in a vowel must register with the Dept. of Fascism or face immediate deportation to Cuba.
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Old 10-31-2012, 10:30 AM   #11
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"Repeal" the Affordable Care Act
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Old 10-31-2012, 10:32 AM   #12
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Old 10-31-2012, 11:05 AM   #14
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Any citizen whose surname ends in a vowel must register with the Dept. of Fascism or face immediate deportation to Cuba.
Watch out, Karl Rove.
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Old 10-31-2012, 12:06 PM   #15
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1. Beg Ann for a sympathy blowjob.

2. Imagine that it's Michelle Obama.

3. Imagine that it's in the White House.
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Old 10-31-2012, 12:48 PM   #16
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1. Beg Ann for a sympathy blowjob.

2. Imagine that it's Michelle Obama.

3. Imagine that it's in the White House.
Coulter?
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Old 10-31-2012, 01:57 PM   #17
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I hear 'she' swallows.
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Sign an executive order outlawing the use of birth control, including the rhythm method.

Declare Mormonism as the official religion of the United States, making it unlawful to swear or consume tobacco, caffeine, and alcohol.

Offer tax breaks to corporations who pollute the air and water, and send jobs overseas.

Declare war against Iran, Libya, Egypt, and France.
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Those are just for starters.
*Breaking News!*


France has surrendered...
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Old 11-07-2012, 12:00 PM   #20
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1. Beg Ann for a sympathy blowjob.

2. Imagine that it's Michelle Obama.

3. Imagine that it's in the White House.
OK, I have coffee on my monitor.
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Old 11-07-2012, 12:06 PM   #21
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Old 11-07-2012, 12:07 PM   #22
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Old 11-07-2012, 12:10 PM   #23
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The cool thing is that even though I can't get one in the White House, at least I can still score one in the Marriott Hotel.

I'm sure that I'll feel much more at home there.

I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this message.

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Old 11-07-2012, 02:55 PM   #24
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1. Beg Ann for a sympathy blowjob.

2. Imagine that it's Michelle Obama.

3. Imagine that it's in the White House.
LOL Lol.
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