Brother is eager to hear about sister's exploits.

At our big Christmas dinner (13 people) I wasn't wearing any underwear and I asked my brother to please get the fork I just dropped under the table. He saw me play with myself, for a few seconds anyway.

I bet it took him a while to get the fork, did he have to excuse himself for a while afterwards?

I've already made it clear that we're not having sex. Condition? I said he can jerk off around me.

You'd think this was understood by now.
 
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