I'm hard and leaking in my shorts at the moment while reading stories on here and silently watching videos on Pornhub. I'm patiently waiting for my wife to go to bed. Shes fast asleep on the other sofa and it's not even 10pm here in London.
Goddammit! I wanna wank!!!
Maybe sit next to her and put her hand on your cock. She might do you in her sleep!