Speedo trunks fettish

Would you be embarrassed around other more filled out speedos?

Once again, this reminds me of the old joke about a customer in a beach-wear store who told the salesman he was very reluctant to wear a Speedo because he had a poor self-image of this body.

The salesman said, "No problem, just take this potato and slip it into your Speedo. Believe me, everyone will be very impressed." So the customer buys the Speedo, takes the potato, and immediately changes into his new outfit in his car.

Soon, the customer returned to the store red-faced and wearing the Speedo, bitterly complaining that everyone on the nearby beach pointed at him and laughed, which was exactly what he did not want to happen.

So the salesman points out the obvious, "You're supposed to put the potato in the front, not the back."
 
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