The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Handley_Page said:

and get it back all painted.


I put in the English team.

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Saxon_Hart said:

But they get fucked over by the Croatian judge.

I put in a perfect 10.

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Handley_Page said:

but get awarded a "Highly commended" in the contest.



I put in a polka-dor bikini

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NekoParks said:

but members of the "former East German swim team" refuse to wear them...

I toss in a leaky beach ball...

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Handley_Page said:

and the party is deflated.



I put in a new Modem.

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NekoParks said:

and my computer is able to stream vidoes from MAXGo's show Banshee

I drag in an iron throne forged by the breath of the greatest dragon and "the swords of the vanquished, a thousand of them, melted together like so many candles..."

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Handley_Page said:

but it's stored in a wet cave, and rusts with peculiar speed




I put in a sleepless night

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Tio_Narratore said:

and get a long and difficult day.

I put in a siesta...

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NekoParks said:

but unfortunately, it's with your sistah.

I put in a Fanta....

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Handley_Page said:

and it comes out a Coke



I put in a foggy morning

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NekoParks said:

and you get those pesky Baskerville hounds yowling on the moors again.

I put in a soggy afternoon...

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Saxon_Hart said:

And you get a dry night.

I put in 98% humidity

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Handley_Page said:

and you loose a stone in weight.



I put in some miscellaneous Test Equipment.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and your miscellaneous passes.

I put in a mid-term test exam...

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Handley_Page said:

and the end-of-term party is cancelled



I put in a CB aerial

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stickygirl said:

But no one worked out who killed Laura Palmer

I put in a damned fine blueberry pie

Hi Tio

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Tio_Narratore said:

Hi Jane!

and you get a thrill on a hill.

I put in a thrilla in Manilla...

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stickygirl said:

But the package arrives torn with an apology from Royal Mail

I put in Double Points from Tesco

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get two free pony burgers.

I put in a day at the races...

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Saxon_Hart said:

And you get a sunburn from hell.


I put in three lazy construction workers.

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steve44uk said:

... and you get wolf-whistled as you walk by.

I put in Putin...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and it takes you three strokes to putt in to the first hole.

I put in a dispute...

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steve44uk said:

... and you get a sock in the mouth.

I put in Raising Arizona...

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NekoParks said:

and you get the best movie chase scene EVER involving disposable diapers, a gun-toting convenience store clerk, a pack of dogs, an angry police officer wife, and a toddler...

I put in a fake Monet...

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