Movie Quotes

Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham:

Well I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.

Listen to it: http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?Bull_Durham=ibelieve.mp3
 
"What Knockers!" ~ Young Frankenstein

"Pink is for girls and blue is for assholes." ~ The Rocky Horror Picture Show
 
"Everytime I wash in one of those I get embarassed, I'll take a sink." ~ The Irish in Us
 
"if you build it, they will come." Field of dreams
"Maybe this is what heavenly father has in mind for you." Orgasmo
"I see dead people" Sixth Sense
"You'll lose the signal" Signs
 
Dndjsp said:
"What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?"
"The same thing we do everynight, Pinky, plan to take over the world!"

In the same spirit.

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?"
"I think so, Brain. But where are we going to find rubber pants our size this time of night?"
 
rgraham666 said:
In the same spirit.

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?"
"I think so, Brain. But where are we going to find rubber pants our size this time of night?"
I Love you:heart:

"Rape is assault with a friendly weapon." Waterhole Number Three
 
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Government Guy: "We're with the government."

Tick: "Oh, no thanks. We've got all the government we need!" .

The Tick
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"It's only a scratch." - Black Knight ~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"That's enough singing for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot." - Sir Robin ~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail

{Singing} "Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin." - Minstrel ~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail
 
"Master Robin, You've lost your arms in battle . . but you grew some nice boobs!" Blinkin- Robin Hood Men In Tights
"I'll pay for this!" Sheriff of Rottingham-Robin Hood Men In Tights
 
Arthur: "No offense intended."
The Tick: "None comprehended!"


Etienne de Navarre, Ladyhawk: "Have you ever considered that this is what God intended all along?"

And a great line (paraphrased) from "Event Horizon," re: a gasped Latin phrase caught in video/audio from a ghost ship:

"There was a mistake in translation. It doesn't mean 'save us.'

It means 'save yourselves."

Brrr. Damnit, that's a LOT scarier!
 
"Say no to Ogrecide!" - Ella ~ Ella Enchanted

"Elves aren't that short you know. That's just a stupid myth created by that "Elves and the Shoemaker" story. Do I look small enough to fit in a shoe? Stinkin' Grimm Brothers! " - Slannen the Elf ~ Ella Enchanted

[rustling] "Oh no... The rustling always comes before the screaming and the running. I KNEW this was gonna happen! They're just gonna find pieces of us scattered across the forest." - Slannen the Elf
[a rabbit hops out of the bushes] "Oh, a bunny. You know, the last known case of a bunny attack was, well, NEVER." - Benny ~ Ella Enachanted
 
May not be from the film but I love it anyway

Quizmaster to little old lady contestant: Which great opponent of Cartesian dualism, resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to a physical state and insists that there is no contact between the extended and the unextended?

Little old Lady: I don't know that!

Quizmaster: Well, have a guess.

Little old lady: Erm... Henri Bergson.

Quizmaster: Is the correct answer.

Little old lady: Ooo that was lucky, I've never even heard of him.
 
Movie quotes are cool, but no offence, dull after a while.

How about a twist (stolen from th GB OH MY GOD) each movie quote must finish the sentance of the former with the twist (NOT FROM GB THANK GOD!) of creating a story? :D

MEMORY: ALL THAT JAZZ: FOSSAY! (BOB Fosse that is)

" I cant make you a good dancer, but I can make you a better one."
 
"One, I have better things to do than to search movie quotes, OK?" - msboy8
 
BlackShanglan said:
"What was the middle thing?" -- Otto, "A Fish Called Wanda"


"The London Underground was NOT a political movement . . ."
~Wanda -- "A Fish Called Wanda"
 
Ok quote, and quote until hell freezes, it does nothing to remember and spill or gather lines, just as high school reguritation = vomit. Memorize - steal - do it !!!

OR

Get creative with it! ;)
 
CharleyH said:
Ok quote, and quote until hell freezes, it does nothing to remember and spill or gather lines, just as high school reguritation = vomit. Memorize - steal - do it !!!

OR

Get creative with it! ;)

Yes . . . because we couldn't have silly and frivilous repetition on something as somber and intellectual as Lit. If people kept droning on and on about unimportant things, what-EVER would happen to the "last person" thread?

:p
 
CharleyH said:
Ok quote, and quote until hell freezes, it does nothing to remember and spill or gather lines, just as high school reguritation = vomit. Memorize - steal - do it !!!

OR

Get creative with it! ;)


And this is harming you in what way? :confused:
 
CharleyH said:
Ok quote, and quote until hell freezes, it does nothing to remember and spill or gather lines, just as high school reguritation = vomit. Memorize - steal - do it !!!

OR

Get creative with it! ;)
Well, it does if you're an actor, or a singer trying to get through the National Anthem, or a pianist, or a student taking one of those high school tests or me, earlier today, trying to remember the exact "jug of wine" quote or who wrote the sucker. Sad to say, but I couldn't and wasted a fair slug of time looking it up because I'd forgotten it was from, The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam.

Even remembering that wouldn't have helped much because odds are I also wouldn't have recalled how to spell either Rubaiyat or Khayyam. To make the search even harder, I'd gotten the line turned around in my memory and kept searching for "a loaf of bread and a jug of wine." So I'd have saved a lot of time and energy if I'd been able to remember and spill out these line:

A Book of Verses underneath the Bough
A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread--and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!"


or remembered the lines came from the, The Rubaiyat of our old Persian pal, Omar Khayyam, or how to spell Rubaiyat or Khayyam. Of course, at my age any kind of remembering is getting a tad tricky.

All that's just IMHO.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

ps: Number one under the heading, movie quotes I wish I'd said:

Ralph Belamy: Fardan, you God damn bastard.

Lee Marvin: That's right, Mr. Grant, but I'm an accident of birth. You sir, are a self-made man.

The Professionls
 
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"Blaine? That's not a name. That's an appliance." Duckie Dale - Pretty in Pink

Sorry if the thread has bored you, Charlie. I like movie lines a lot. It's just for fun.
I've played versions of the game you're suggesting. It's fun. We could have another thread for that if you wanted. :)
 
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