Kimikimidoll
Literotica Guru
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I like your name. It rhymes with my favourite bird-thing.
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"I'm HORNY"
"I'm new"
"I'm your Daddy"
I like your name. It rhymes with my favourite bird-thing.
I like your name. It rhymes with my favourite bird-thing.
With 95% or more of the ads here having one or more of these statements in them, you won't be able to sell shit. Might want to think up some different lines.
Bird-Person does not rhyme with MacGuffinn. Neither does Manwhore. Or does it?
ZZZZZOOOOOOTWWWOBBLLLLLLLEEEEE.
My Puffin has gone all Zootwobble. Want to watch it dance? It loves Norah Jones.
Really? Most puffins end up doing the Kerringdazzang for the first four waxing crescent moon nights. Are you sure it's alright? Does it need a drink?
My Puffin doesn't Kerringdazzang in July. It's holiday month. Chaos ensues during holiday month. Me and my Puffin will drink to anything, every time. Offer us tequila and we may require the occasional chum bucket with a side of nude dancers.
Would you like the nude dancers fried or grilled? I prefer mine steamed but that goes better in winter.
Just wet will do.
Slippery wet even? The Puffins might enjoy that...
My Puffin does. Just ask.
Alright, I will. *turns to the puffin, starts flapping arms like a chicken*
SQQQWWWAAAK SWQAK PAK PARQQQ PAAKOWW
...
It says you had kidnapped him by mistake while attempting to catch a narwhal. He'd like a ride back home, now, please.
Oh no, no maltreatment. He had a good time.Cruelty to animals !!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no, no maltreatment. He had a good time.
In many countries use of animals for entertainment is prohibited
Entertaining animals is a crime? The puffin had a good time.
Using animals for entertainment? *looks at her cat, dog, axolotl and ducks* You heard the man. You cannot entertain me anymore. Please leave. *sobs*
No, but I still have my Powerball ticket. If I win the jackpot, I'm gonna buy Lit. Then you fuckers will all be up shit crick
Why, blacklisting all the goons that keep trying to get their wives laid over Skype or the poseurs with different Indian wives every week?
There was a guy who has/had/probably doesn't have a hot blonde wife called Meggan
I wanted to send my condolences to him for having a wife with such a name. Meggan. Was the extra g needed? Was Megan the sexiest name he could think of? Why not Nikki?
It reminded me of Magrat and her poor daughter.