killallhippies
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harrison ford: action grandpa.
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Anything involving a motorcycle in pretty much any movie. They just get nothing right.
I.E. the entire clusterfuck that was the movie Torque.
harrison ford: action grandpa.
How airport security and customs are non existant.
No matter how tired, dirty or otherwise unwashed/blood smeared/exhausted the lead actress is, she still looks stunning and the guy doesn't complain about the stench.
cars that never need to be refueled.
people who fall off hights and can still run.
car doors that are bullet proof.
fully fuctioning limbs that have been shot.
cars that burst into flames for no apparant reason.
To be fair most action movies are never intended to be the least bit realistic. A realistic action movie would be about 10 minutes long. Much like a realistic haunted house movie.
Someone walking away from a gigantic explosion directly behind them, staring straight ahead - without flinching.
I do that every Tuesday. You should come with, this year me KRC and Vette are gonna do it together and send them out for New Year cards, assuming the New Year actually happens. We really need a fourth person or ideally a fifth but then we need a second female to round things out.
It doesn't annoy me because I lump it in with other action movie stuff so unless something is really outrageous like fighting a jet in hand to wing combat like Live Free or Die Hard then I just go with the flow.
That being said, it might be nice to just once see them get knocked over from the pressure wave and suffer burns from the intense heat, loss of hearing, hit by shrapnel or just plain disoriented.
I do that every Tuesday. You should come with, this year me KRC and Vette are gonna do it together and send them out for New Year cards, assuming the New Year actually happens. We really need a fourth person or ideally a fifth but then we need a second female to round things out.
You didn't invite me? Fuck all of you.
I honestly like it when characters in movies don't look like they smell. It's more realistic when they do, but it aggravates me. Everyone on Lost looked horrible. They were by an ocean. How the fuck do you find food and shit but you don't find soap? No one in that show showered.
Thousands of bullets being fired and the good guys never getting hit. Like that Schwarzenegger movie when he was skiing away from the bad guys and Tom arnold was trying to pick him up..
What annoys me is that Ralphie shooting his eye out seems more traumatic than the bullet wounds these guys suffer. Yeah, it's a stupid action movie, but c'mon.