Palamino19
Literotica Guru
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- Feb 21, 2005
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Okay, the puns are out of my system...
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I meant for her to change you.
I meant for her to change you.
Ah, damn.
What should I change her (him? I dunno) to, then?
Ah, damn.
What should I change her (him? I dunno) to, then?
Stop playing the innocent you saucy tart.
In a few years she'll be affectionately known as Ole Smeggy.
OH YOU CUNT!!!!
Stop playing the innocent you treacherous minx.
ahahahahaha
forever Madame Smegma,
May I call you smeg for short?
ahahaha
Hey Luxey.
Well hello there Schmegs!
Laurel's a cunt from hell.
Laurel's a cunt from hell.
A cunt with power. That's my kind of cunt.
That's everyone's kind of cunt.
Cunt.
Hahahaha!
Sup Smeg.
Hey smeg,
ahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahaha
whew
ahaha
Sincerely,
kb
Die in a fire, bitches.
At the very least, your cheese expenses will be lower from now on.
That's disgusting. That's really really disgusting.
And you thought you'd be sucking face with her some day in the future. That's what I consider disgusting now that the real smeg has surfaced.