BurningMonkey
TheMan In TheMirror
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Okay, I'm an older guy and I admit that the whole texting thing has escaped me.
I don't do it unless I absolutely have to, and even then I find it a royal pain in the ass. Call me a dinosaur, I don't care. I much prefer face-to-face or mouthpiece-to-ear interactions. Usually if I want to communicate with/to someone I dial their number; if they don't pick up, I leave a voicemail and ask for them to call me back.
Having said all that, almost all of the women I know are on their smartphones 24/7 texting away, and I have heard many times that dirty or sexy texting or chat gets women revved up and ready to run.
So my question is: How do I go about it? What's hot, and what's just lame or goofy? What turns them on, and what turns them off? I'd love to be able to turn my wife on by "remote control" using her phone, or help get some online partner off via Yahoo or some other chat engine, but I just feel helpless as to where to start.
Any advice/help/counsel you can provide would be greatly appreciated, especially from the ladies. And please give some examples/samples if you would, so I get a better idea of the parameters.
I don't do it unless I absolutely have to, and even then I find it a royal pain in the ass. Call me a dinosaur, I don't care. I much prefer face-to-face or mouthpiece-to-ear interactions. Usually if I want to communicate with/to someone I dial their number; if they don't pick up, I leave a voicemail and ask for them to call me back.
Having said all that, almost all of the women I know are on their smartphones 24/7 texting away, and I have heard many times that dirty or sexy texting or chat gets women revved up and ready to run.
So my question is: How do I go about it? What's hot, and what's just lame or goofy? What turns them on, and what turns them off? I'd love to be able to turn my wife on by "remote control" using her phone, or help get some online partner off via Yahoo or some other chat engine, but I just feel helpless as to where to start.
Any advice/help/counsel you can provide would be greatly appreciated, especially from the ladies. And please give some examples/samples if you would, so I get a better idea of the parameters.