Old 02-10-2018, 06:27 PM   #5551
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Old 02-10-2018, 06:29 PM   #5552
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Old 02-10-2018, 06:30 PM   #5553
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Old 02-10-2018, 06:52 PM   #5554
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Old 02-10-2018, 06:58 PM   #5555
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I have, mostly just for fun. But at one club I won $500 against real strippers from other clubs.

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Old 02-10-2018, 07:13 PM   #5556
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Old 02-11-2018, 07:09 AM   #5557
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Old 02-11-2018, 08:13 AM   #5558
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Old 02-11-2018, 02:57 PM   #5559
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Old 02-11-2018, 05:57 PM   #5560
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Old 02-11-2018, 06:04 PM   #5561
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Old 02-11-2018, 06:07 PM   #5562
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Old 02-11-2018, 06:34 PM   #5563
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Old 02-11-2018, 06:59 PM   #5564
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Old 02-11-2018, 07:03 PM   #5565
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Old 02-11-2018, 07:13 PM   #5566
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Old 02-11-2018, 07:15 PM   #5567
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