loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,426 "I thought this would be better."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,427 “I’ll be suing you for false advertising, your flyers said you knew how to deep throat.”
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,432 "Now that that's done, get your clothes and get the fuck out. What do you think, it's just guys that like to get off and get away from the nagging."
"Now that that's done, get your clothes and get the fuck out. What do you think, it's just guys that like to get off and get away from the nagging."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,433 "Now lets talk about all your mistakes."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,434 "Now smile for the hidden camera."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,437 "Do you really need to eat that pie right now?"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,439 "Can you tell your dad to get out, this is getting weird."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,440 "You know what lets stop, I just realised I'm still in love with my ex."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,441 "I’ve never met a man before with three of these. I thought that everyone only had two."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,442 "I taught your brother that thing that your mom likes."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,443 "I just thought that you had a lot of moles down there, but now I see them crawling."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,444 "Don’t mind the yeast taste. It’s normal."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,445 "I’ve always wanted to do it in a coffin, but maybe we should have taken the corpse out first."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,446 "Let’s ask your mom to join us next time."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,447 "Can I put some Tabasco on it first? I like my sausage hot."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,448 "Pull that condom out of me while you’re down there. The last guy really jammed it in there good."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,449 "I’ve got a cheeseburger somewhere in one of these folds of fat."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,450 "Change my tampon while you’re down there."
