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Old Yesterday, 11:52 PM   #426
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Oral. Surgery.

Ugh.
*leaves you some popscicles and bourbon.

Hope it went well and heals up quickly.
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Old Today, 10:23 AM   #427
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Oral. Surgery.

Ugh.
Look on the bright side: it could have been anal surgery.
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Old Today, 11:13 AM   #428
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Look on the bright side: it could have been anal surgery.
Hush yo' mouf! I have a colonoscopy scheduled in less than two weeks!
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Old Today, 12:16 PM   #429
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Hush yo' mouf! I have a colonoscopy scheduled in less than two weeks!
Look at the bright side, It will give you an experience to relate on the "What's been in you?" thread.
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Old Today, 12:22 PM   #430
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WORK! Do I really have to go into any more detail after that?

Way to many chiefs and not enough communication to ever get anything done
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Old Today, 12:50 PM   #431
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People who think they can float in and out of my life at random.
You are either a friend and someone who cares about me..........or you aren't.
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We take our cars to the shop to get the tires rotated. We get our hair done when we want to look nice, we get massages when our muscles get sore, and go to the chiropractor when our backs hurt. Why the hell can't we go somewhere and just get laid when we need it? After all, its just sex.

If marriage is all about compromise and working together, sometimes its also about just biting the fuck out of your tongue to keep yourself from ending it all over a basket of laundry.

I get so tired of men seeing what's on the outside and seeing sex, or asking what I am am wearing, what kind of underwear I have on....I get so fucking tired of it. Yes, sex is a wonderful part of life and who I am, but its not ALL I am. So if you are going to pm me and ask me one of those questions? Please don't bother me.

And I am not into women or curious about it either.
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Old Today, 01:13 PM   #432
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Hush yo' mouf! I have a colonoscopy scheduled in less than two weeks!
Is that what they're calling it now?
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Old Today, 01:36 PM   #433
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Hush yo' mouf! I have a colonoscopy scheduled in less than two weeks!
I know you've heard this before, but once you force down the Uber flush, you'll be done with the worst part. After that you won't feel a thing until they show you the pictures.
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Old Today, 05:13 PM   #434
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Hush yo' mouf! I have a colonoscopy scheduled in less than two weeks!
Urgh. Condolences. Due to a family history, my sisters and just toddled in to do same.

Not my favorite thing. Definitely.

But at least they put you under for the procedure. Its my understanding patients used to be awake.
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Old Today, 05:16 PM   #435
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Urgh. Condolences. Due to a family history, my sisters and just toddled in to do same.

Not my favorite thing. Definitely.

But at least they put you under for the procedure. Its my understanding patients used to be awake.
My husband had it done a couple of years ago without anaesthetic. He said it wasn't pleasant.
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Old Today, 05:18 PM   #436
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Hush yo' mouf! I have a colonoscopy scheduled in less than two weeks!
I just noticed the addition to your sig. And I have to say, even one handed you do better than 99% of the board.

Myself included.
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