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Farawyn
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I don't drink much these last few years because I'm the forever designated driver.
Plus now that I don't drink and I'm a million years old, I have two drinks and I feel like I've smoked 1000 cigarettes and had 100 Pabst Blue Ribbons.
Buuuuuutttt --- when Far and Necro came to visit, I had a few. I fell off the couch.
Necro was kind enough to be the DD.
I bought vodka. Ciroc vodka to be exact. Far mocked me. MOCKED my choice of P. Diddy red berry vodka. But but but this is why I bought it. I kid you not. In my mind, I'm the girl in the blue sparkly dress.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvnQ0Aes1_s
Really me when I drink:
http://imgur.com/Tg6IGyZ
Mock away.
I love you.
Don't believe her.
Well, yes. I mocked.
Cookie is beautiful. When she fell of the couch my heart clenched.
Wait. That was my bladder. I was laughing so hard I alsmot peed.