😈✨🍺MrTenant's Tavern and Dungeon

I don't drink much these last few years because I'm the forever designated driver. :(

Plus now that I don't drink and I'm a million years old, I have two drinks and I feel like I've smoked 1000 cigarettes and had 100 Pabst Blue Ribbons.

Buuuuuutttt --- when Far and Necro came to visit, I had a few. I fell off the couch.
Necro was kind enough to be the DD.

I bought vodka. Ciroc vodka to be exact. Far mocked me. MOCKED my choice of P. Diddy red berry vodka. But but but this is why I bought it. I kid you not. In my mind, I'm the girl in the blue sparkly dress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvnQ0Aes1_s


Really me when I drink:

http://imgur.com/Tg6IGyZ

Mock away. :rolleyes:

I love you. :heart:

Don't believe her.
Well, yes. I mocked.

Cookie is beautiful. When she fell of the couch my heart clenched.

Wait. That was my bladder. I was laughing so hard I alsmot peed.
 
I love you. :heart:

Don't believe her.
Well, yes. I mocked.

Cookie is beautiful. When she fell of the couch my heart clenched.

Wait. That was my bladder. I was laughing so hard I alsmot peed.


Drats!

*shakes fist in air*

My "make Far pee" plan was foiled!
 
Well, in for a penny. :p

This bar has darts, music, drunks, dancing, pool, poker, and apparently a hint of watersports. :rolleyes:

Someone said we have Pin the Tail on the Donkey here too? Where's that?
 
yup, it's me. new name but I'm back. glad to see ya.

PM me sometime, I'll fill ya in

oh, having another tonight, probably 2 tomorrow as I'm going out. they don't make them as strong as I do and they use cheap Rum
 
Whiskey Slush at the party this last weekend.....pretty tasty

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I'm drinking tequila and sunny d, which is surprisingly not bad.
Out of a princess cup.
Cuz I'm me.
 
Gin and tonic tonight. Tann's gin. Damn good stuff.:cool:

Have never acquired a taste for gin.
Kinda tastes like kerosene strained thru 3 week old underwear.
Not that I've ever had that but gin seems pretty close.
But who can count on my taste? I like fermented potatoes and cacti!
 
Pineapple-flavored moonshine, from a distillery near my friend L.'s house.
 
Have never acquired a taste for gin.
Kinda tastes like kerosene strained thru 3 week old underwear.
Not that I've ever had that but gin seems pretty close.
But who can count on my taste? I like fermented potatoes and cacti!

Try some Tann's Gin. Comes in a purple bottle. Makes a great G& T:D
 
Well, I had everything chopped and ready to sear the beef when I found out I didn't have a single burgundy in the wine cabinet. Who does, these days?

Needless to say the Cupcake Red Velvet, which is a red blend, didn't ALL end up in the beef ragout that's simmering on the stove right now.

And there's no way would I sacrifice the Smoking Loon Pinot Noir for cooking!
 
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