The Secret Diary of Janey Jones

JamieJ424 said:

Or maybe you could put one of those cones they put on dogs around his neck

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sweepthefloor said:

The best part was when he asked me: What if you got mad at me?

And I replied most seriously: Well, I would slash your truck tires, and smash all the windows, with a baseball bat. You know, what any angry girl would do.

Hahahahaha

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Has someone been listening to Carrie Underwood?

sweepthefloor said:

I am a poor planner on my own time. I didn’t understand the nature of these ‘I miss you’ text messages so I replied: I don’t know what my plans are yet. I am working.

He waited till after work to go berserk. I didn’t know what to say. I am not a good talker so I said the truth by accident: You don’t own me.

And then I got the speech.

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sweepthefloor said:

The best part was when he asked me: What if you got mad at me?

And I replied most seriously: Well, I would slash your truck tires, and smash all the windows, with a baseball bat. You know, what any angry girl would do.

Hahahahaha

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eastern sun said:

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Sir_Winston54 said:

Has someone been listening to Carrie Underwood?

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richard_daily said:

Stop being hot.

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JamieJ424 said:

I love this

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sweepthefloor said:

I like it when people tell me what to do.

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sweepthefloor said:

The best part was when he asked me: What if you got mad at me?

And I replied most seriously: Well, I would slash your truck tires, and smash all the windows, with a baseball bat. You know, what any angry girl would do.

Hahahahaha

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Sir_Winston54 said:

Has someone been listening to Carrie Underwood?

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sweepthefloor said:

I looked her up-- I don't have the sound for her.

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sweepthefloor said:

Does Carrie Underwear slash truck tires?

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sweepthefloor said:

My heart is a knocker hanging on my only loves door. It is unfair to the salesman. I feel bad about this so I might have to blow him.

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richard_daily said:

Then you should really stop.

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Sir_Winston54 said:

One of her first hit songs was a song called, "Before He Cheats," [<-- Click me] which has this as its refrain:

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats​

And the "Carrie Underwear" was cute.

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Sir_Winston54 said:

I'm a terrible salesman. I hate selling. Nonetheless, I might get a sales job just long enough to knock on your door.

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sweepthefloor said:

Hey, if you can't fix it just paint over it. We can spackle up some holes, and like slop the latex on. It's all-good in the neighborhood. And hang up some plants. This is a house for our hearts, and a hut for our heads.

One time I knocked over a gallon of paint, and cried about it.

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