Write Our Own Limericks Line By Line

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We got past six-thousand all told
But we have more Lims to behold
Come one and come all
 
We got past six-thousand all told
But we have more Lims to behold
Come one and come all
Large medium and small
 
We got past six-thousand all told
But we have more Lims to behold
Come one and come all
Large medium and small
Before the old thread has got cold
 
We got past six-thousand all told
But we have more Lims to behold
Come one and come all
Large medium and small
Stray from the form and we may scold
 
A pretty young girl from Lahore
Left every man wanting for more
She'd often stop short
 
A pretty young girl from Lahore
Left every man wanting for more
She'd often stop short
So the men would resort
 
A pretty young girl from Lahore
Left every man wanting for more
She'd often stop short
So the men would resort
Let's just say that their palms are sore
 
A vacation was top of her mind
With some fucking to help her unwind
 
A vacation was top of her mind
With some fucking to help her unwind
She knew what to bring
 
A vacation was top of her mind
With some fucking to help her unwind
She knew what to bring
(A titanium cock-ring) :devil:
 
A vacation was top of her mind
With some fucking to help her unwind
She knew what to bring
(A titanium cock-ring) :devil:
For all of the men she could find.
 
She was lucky the very first day
As she started it with a three-way
Then four on day two
 
She was lucky the very first day
As she started it with a three-way
Then four on day two
And boy, the cum flew
 
She was lucky the very first day
As she started it with a three-way
Then four on day two
And boy, the cum flew
A heck of a roll in the hay!
 
But nine months later, oh dear me
Knew better didn't we?
But who is the dad??
Try a Craig's List ad
 
But nine months later, oh dear me
Knew better didn't we?
But who is the dad??
Try a Craig's List ad
Or a line-up, pick one out of three.
 
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