Pick your number please

DarkRefuge · Dec 13, 2011

4.
Even though I am not married. But this is to save my 'future' marriage as I am certain my wife will not be as kinky as myself ans she will soon feel depressed. Now I was hoping you would give me some tips to prevent it because you cannot see the suffering of another woman. Because a woman is a woman after all.

StrayKat · Dec 13, 2011

GimmeSmut said:
Yeah...I see why you fight it now.
Playing them to relax and be entertained is one thing. Letting them consume you, not so good.

Yes, its not easy.
But my strength lies in knowing my weakness

Kudram123 said:
Oh that is easy

I'd make a new account, called straykitten, pretend to be your pet/submissive and put in my profile to ask you for permition to play with me

Of course I would have to pretend to be a girl, I'm not sure I could pull that part off

And the Greybears call upon you Dovakiin!

Lol that sound like fun.

*almost tempted*

If for nothing else but to see you trying to pretend to be a girl

Kudram123 · Dec 13, 2011

StrayKat said:
Yes, its not easy.
But my strength lies in knowing my weakness

Lol that sound like fun.

*almost tempted*

If for nothing else but to see you trying to pretend to be a girl

Haha, good thing you said almost

Thisansthat2632 · Dec 13, 2011

GimmeSmut said:
As a cock-worshiping, hetero woman I must tell you that a sharp wit goes a long way with me and after reading this I am wondering if there is a hidden option for 'cuddle the shit out of my vagina with your face'

Um, hi? Um, I'm trying to reach the LL Bean returns department.....But while I'm here, I'll have what she's having.

Logtag · Dec 13, 2011

1 !!!!

StrayKat · Dec 14, 2011

Yeah, 1 and 9 seem to be very common

OSUGrad · Dec 14, 2011

ROTFL......This is one of the funniest things I've seen on here. Kudos for being creative in the face of us guys burrying you with PM's and anything else we might want to burry in you or cover you with.

StrayKat · Dec 19, 2011

Since I got more than a few apparently misdirected PMs from some confused souls, I would like to add # -

- This is my BDSM test score and its pretty accurate.
What will get triggered depends pretty much on how you treat me.

Switch 93%
Experimental 89%
Sadist 82%
Dominant 79%
Bondage 75%
Submissive 64%
Masochist 57%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur 43%
Degradation Lover 39%
Vanilla 18%

I do have claws and know how to use them. PM at your own risk.

*Subs* who want not only to tell me all their kinky fantasies in first message but expect me to fulfill them asap need not apply.
I am going to do and ask you to do for me what I want and when I want. Deal with it or dont bother me.

Kudram123 · Dec 19, 2011

Meow! Kitty has claws

I like that

StrayKat · Dec 19, 2011

Kudram123 said:
Meow! Kitty has claws

I like that

Well lot of them think they do, but once they feel them its "ouch I didnt know that would hurt"

okatty35 · Dec 19, 2011

Good stuff on this thread! Very glad i stumbled onto it!

StrayKat said:
Since I got more than a few apparently misdirected PMs from some confused souls, I would like to add # -

- This is my BDSM test score and its pretty accurate.
What will get triggered depends pretty much on how you treat me.

Switch 93%
Experimental 89%
Sadist 82%
Dominant 79%
Bondage 75%
Submissive 64%
Masochist 57%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur 43%
Degradation Lover 39%
Vanilla 18%

I do have claws and know how to use them. PM at your own risk.

*Subs* who want not only to tell me all their kinky fantasies in first message but expect me to fulfill them asap need not apply.
I am going to do and ask you to do for me what I want and when I want. Deal with it or dont bother me.

Vindrith · Dec 20, 2011

I'm sorry

I got the "I'm sorry. We cannot complete your call as dialed. Please hang up and try again" message.

StrayKat · Dec 20, 2011

Vindrith said:
I got the "I'm sorry. We cannot complete your call as dialed. Please hang up and try again" message.

The line must be overloaded.
Something like Lit....

ravi64 · Dec 20, 2011

I do have claws and know how to use them. PM at your own risk.

Do i need to buy insurance

buzios · Dec 20, 2011

Number 1, definitely! And then, whatever number I need to press to watch GimmeSmut sitting on your face.

boogiefever · Dec 30, 2011

I try to use my digits as much as possible.

I will go with 0 then 2 then 1,1,1,1,1.

AllTorment · Dec 30, 2011

StrayKat said:
Since I got more than a few apparently misdirected PMs from some confused souls, I would like to add # -

- This is my BDSM test score and its pretty accurate.
What will get triggered depends pretty much on how you treat me.

Switch 93%
Experimental 89%
Sadist 82%
Dominant 79%
Bondage 75%
Submissive 64%
Masochist 57%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur 43%
Degradation Lover 39%
Vanilla 18%

I do have claws and know how to use them. PM at your own risk.

*Subs* who want not only to tell me all their kinky fantasies in first message but expect me to fulfill them asap need not apply.
I am going to do and ask you to do for me what I want and when I want. Deal with it or dont bother me.

I definitely just spilled something on my laptop. I hope it's beer.
This is a wonderful post, I've been pressing 2 since reading it.

GDOGGUNIT · Dec 30, 2011

What happen when I called!

"Picks up the phone" dials u, gets this message. Waits until I hear all the instructions before making my decsion. I press 3. Waits.... Gets a message to leave my screename at the tone. I give it to you. Press * for the main menu. Then presses 0. Pressed # to leave this. I would just love to get to know u. I think this is the best opening thread on lit. I hope u call/pm me back. Knce I get to know you, I would press 1 after awhile.

JSensei · Dec 30, 2011

Just saying hello. I owe you a PM sometime. I've been busy. But you're far from forgotten.

stud_4_milfs · Dec 31, 2011

!~!~!~!~! Number 3 ~!~!~!~!

JSensei · Dec 31, 2011

stud_4_milfs said:
!~!~!~!~! Number 3 ~!~!~!~!

Sure you can handle the answer?

StrayKat · Jan 1, 2012

JSensei said:
Just saying hello. I owe you a PM sometime. I've been busy. But you're far from forgotten.

I have been busy too but its always nice to know one is not forgotten :rose:

Happy New Year to everyone

ouchfeelsgood · Jan 13, 2012

StrayKat said:
Since I got more than a few apparently misdirected PMs from some confused souls, I would like to add # -

- This is my BDSM test score and its pretty accurate.
What will get triggered depends pretty much on how you treat me.

Switch 93%
Experimental 89%
Sadist 82%
Dominant 79%
Bondage 75%
Submissive 64%
Masochist 57%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur 43%
Degradation Lover 39%
Vanilla 18%

I do have claws and know how to use them. PM at your own risk.

*Subs* who want not only to tell me all their kinky fantasies in first message but expect me to fulfill them asap need not apply.
I am going to do and ask you to do for me what I want and when I want. Deal with it or dont bother me.

I like your BDSM breakdown. Now the question is, which telephone option should I use if I want to be stripped, tied up and suspended from your ceiling? :devil:

Btw, very clever, amusing post -- the one with the telephone options.

StrayKat · Jan 23, 2012

ouchfeelsgood said:
I like your BDSM breakdown. Now the question is, which telephone option should I use if I want to be stripped, tied up and suspended from your ceiling?

You should use the catch the plane option. I dont play online...

ace195008 · Jan 23, 2012

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