Oblimo
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BlackShanglan said:I'm not sure about "straight sex," but as all good Discworld fans know, the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
(I used to have half a dozen verses for that song I'd scribbled down, but alas, I have lost them. I have to settle for "The Good Ship Venus" now.)
*Clears Throat* *Breathes Deep*
A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing
Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising,
Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You might try a fish when you dive in the pool,
Or a giraffe, if you climb on a stool,
Or even the captain of guards on the wall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb,
Or pork a few piglets if you have the time,
A skinhead's pet cat if you don't mind a brawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur
To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer
The lemurs cry "Frink!" as a coy mating call
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!