And she'll have pun, pun, pun...

Just remember that the pilot is always the first one to the scene of the accident. And that's no yoke.

And after crashing, could a pilates into a demanding exercise program?

It might help with control of the body, if one still existed.
 
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And after crashing, could a pilates into a demanding exercise program?

It might help with control of the body, if one still existed.

Wait, are you referring to the inflymous crash course "What to do when your Body is Resisting Existence" offered by the Yali Dom ah?
 
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Luke walked into the hut, he found Yoda was staring at his reflection and conversing with himself. Chew Bacca and Lea followed through the door slightly behind him and they all stood there quite puzzled. After an awkward silence, Yodas reflection asked who these beings were as he had never met them before. Luke, excited to finally reveal his hidden talent of yodaling replied, "Yoda, Yoda, Lea, n' he Chew."
 
Luke walked into the hut, he found Yoda was staring at his reflection and conversing with himself. Chew Bacca and Lea followed through the door slightly behind him and they all stood there quite puzzled. After an awkward silence, Yodas reflection asked who these beings were as he had never met them before. Luke, excited to finally reveal his hidden talent of yodaling replied, "Yoda, Yoda, Lea, n' he Chew."

Scrambled like eggs this morning your brain is, hmmm?
 
Yes! Let's get drunk as cluck! Run around and climb a poultry!

And come to think of it, when drunk, what can a hennessy?



Butter have another.

No doubt you've heard of the kerfuffle regarding Sarah Palin and her revisionist take on Paul Revere's famous ride. But did you know that his neighbor Poulet Petite also rode out that night, though with a different mission? Her orders were to warn the poultry: "The skittish are coming, the skittish are coming."
 
No doubt you've heard of the kerfuffle regarding Sarah Palin and her revisionist take on Paul Revere's famous ride. But did you know that his neighbor Poulet Petite also rode out that night, though with a different mission? Her orders were to warn the poultry: "The skittish are coming, the skittish are coming."

To arms! To arms!
And legs, for that matter!
Devour the breadcoats!

Hmmm. I wanna side of Cornwallis on the cob.
 
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