Cultured and intelligent Englishman looking for interesting lady correspondent

Barrista said:

So now back to the original and better... including the offer of such trifles as the ability to punctuate reasonably...

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gracie920101 said:

There, their, they're. Commas can be a difficult concept for some just as grammar can be for others.

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Barrista said:

So now back to the original and better... including the offer of such trifles as the ability to punctuate reasonably...

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Barrista said:

Educated and articulate Englishman of mature years seeks lady correspondent for private emailing. Any location/age/background provided female. Objective: to discuss erotic themes and scenarios of mutual interest. My ideas tend to focus on infidelity, 'real becoming surreal' (but NOT fantasy/SF) and BDSM topics.

I posted a version of this ad last year and have enjoyed an ongoing correspondence with a particular lady since then. Since her time no longer permits of frequent emailing I am posting this in the hope of finding a new partner.

Kindly message me if interested.

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Barrista said:

So now back to the original and better... including the offer of such trifles as the ability to punctuate reasonably...

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Barrista said:

Drum roll followed by clash of cymbals.

Hush descends on an expectant audience.

'And now, ladies and gentlemen. Pray silence for my announcement of the latest in a long line of "johns in frocks" to approach me masquerading as a female but who somehow just can't "get the system to work" when asked to furnish proofs of female status. Poor thing. Doesn't your heart just go out to him..?'

Drum roll.

Drum roll accelerates.

Drum roll finishes in another mighty clash of cymbals.

'Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for....

...

...

... WORDGARDEN!!!!!!

Come on now, BIG, BIG round of applause...'

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Barrista said:

So, dear wordgarden, shall we tell the nice people the history of your correspondence with me?

Shall we?

And shall we tell them that you think a photo of half of your username scrawled on a scrap of paper is proof of your gender?

Shall we do that?

No, we'd better not. After all, we wouldn't want people to doubt either your veracity or your intelligence, would we?

Yet another John-in-a-frock. I must really have spooked this one to the point of putting up the mock indignation. Why he doesn't simply invent himself yet another username, as they usually do, and move on to his next target is a mystery... regards me as a challenge, maybe? That, I must admit, does cause me some slight puzzlement.

Anyway, nice to be thought of so highly...

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KimGordon67 said:

I don't think I'd provide 'verification' if it was asked for either ... and it has been asked for in the past, and I've just refused. Seems like a good way of missing out on some potentially interesting people.

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