Movie Quotes

(Renton and Swanney):

"[Sick Boy's] always been lackin' in moral fiber."

"He knows a lot about Sean Connery."

"That's hardly a substitute."

-- Trainspotting
 
BlackShanglan said:
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride

Inigo, badly wounded, finally has his father's murderer (the slimey Count Rugen) at bay, his sword at his throat.

Rugen: "Please, please! Don't kill me! I'll give you anything! Anything!"

Montoya: "Anything?"

Rugen, "Yes, anything!"

Montoya suddenly shoves his sword into him and twists, whispers, "I want my father back, you son of a bitch!"

A surprisingly affecting moment in such a fairy-tale movie. It works for me.
 
"I feel haaaappy" *thud* "Oooh!"

"Thanks, see you thursday?"

(Not sure if that is exact *shrug* Bad memory)

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
 
Tina, you fat lard! Come and get some dinner!

--Napoleon Dynamite, feeding leftover ham to his grandmother's pet llama.
 
"Game over man, game over!"

One of the Alien movies... heh
 
"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."

-- Loki, Dogma
 
"Dude, I think I just filled the cup." Jay from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"

Q_C
 
"Like so many others, I had become a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct. If I saw something clever, like a little coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it. The Klipske personal office unit, the Hovetrekke home exer-bike, or the Johannshamn sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern. Even the Rizlampa wire lamps of environmentally friendly unbleached paper. I'd flip through catalogs and wonder: What kind of dining set defines me as a person? I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections. Proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working peoples of -- wherever. We used to read porn. Now it was the Horchow collection."

Edward Norton
"Fight Club"

Awesome movie...

Q_C
 
eric shawn listo said:
"I..won't be...IGNOORRED..." alex, Fatal Attraction

Feelin' that way around here somedays. :eek:

ESL...I'm taking my bunny and leaving until you sort these feelings out. ;)


Hawkeye: "No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you. I will find you!" --- The Last of the Mohicans
 
City of Angels:

Seth: What's that like? What's it taste like? Describe it like Hemingway.
Maggie Rice: Well, it tastes like a pear. You don't know what a pear tastes like?
Seth: I don't know what a pear tastes like to you.
Maggie Rice: Sweet, juicy, soft on your tongue, grainy like a sugary sand that dissolves in your mouth. How's that?
Seth: It's perfect.
 
“Would you deny me a little body heat?” Cary Grant from “Kiss Them For Me

“Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.” Katherine Hepburn from “The African Queen

“Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it” James Stewart from “Harvey

“You're being charming, reasonable and very boyish. Unless you've changed, that means you're about to drink someone's blood. Probably mine.” Bette Davis from “June Bride

“If there's anything in the world I like, it's getting saved from being shot.” Gary Cooper from “Along Came Jones

“You have no idea what a long-legged woman can do without doing anything.” Claudet Colbert from “The Palm Beach Story

“Did you ever have the feeling that you wanted to go, and still have the feeling that you wanted to stay?” Jimmy Durante from “The Man Who Came To Dinner

May Robson: But why are you wearing these clothes?
Cary Grant: Because I just went gay all of a sudden! --------- from Bringing Up Baby
 
Vicomte de Valmonte: "Why do you think we only feel compelled to chase the ones that run away?"

Madame de Mertrueil: "Immaturity?"
 
"I swear to God I'm gonna kill someone."
"It's not that kind of an evening."

John Travolta and Henry Dean Stanton, She's So Lovely
 
"Move and you're dead!"
"I say I'm dead. And I move."
Eric Draven - The Crow

"Your stupidity might be your one saving grace."
"Eh?"
"Don't eh me Greek boy! How is it that your stupid, soon to be dead mates thought that they could steal my ganja and then sell it back to me. Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? Cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicolarse!
Now, I know that you couldn't have known my position, cause if you did, you're not that fucking stupid that you would've walked in here with that 'What's going on ere' look slapped all over your Chevy Chase. But what you do know, is where these people live.
If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you leave anything out, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact Nick, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive. You understand? Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya!
Now Mr Bubble-and-Squeak, you may enlighten me."
Rory Breaker - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrells

"No ticket."
Silent Bob - Dogma

The Earl
 
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"Well, would you look at this morose mother fucker right here?" Jay in Chasing Amy
 
" ... the fact that my gun has the words 'Desert Eagle .50' on the side, and that your gun has the word 'replica' ..."

;)
 
"Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been."

Helen Mirren, The Cook, the thief, the wife and her lover
 
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