Gentlemen: Hang your stocking on your Yule Log aka Holiday Themed Literotica Men

We accept your terms of surrender

Whatever shall we do with Todger? ;)

I can multitask, I can eat and hump at the same time.

You sort out whoā€™s getting which bit first, then you can swap ends at half time. šŸ„³šŸ¤ŖšŸ˜‡
 
I can multitask, I can eat and hump at the same time.

You sort out whoā€™s getting which bit first, then you can swap ends at half time. šŸ„³šŸ¤ŖšŸ˜‡

I'm not picky but I am greedy so she can pick but I warn ya I'm coming back for seconds :devil:
 
Micio, I'll be your Santa and you can come sit in my lap. And I'll tell you what I want for Christmas
 
Well done! I like the mix of matte on one side and glitter on the other! :)

Thanks, that was pure fluke. Grabbed 2 off the tree in the half light and hadnā€™t realised until I saw the result. Worked out well though.
 
Santa

Who wants to come sit on my lap?
 

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Lovely to see such wonderful Christmas spirit here.
Well done men of lit.
 
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