Maryland is for lovers?

dchockeyman said:

I saw glasses, curves and sarcasm and immediately fell in love/stopped reading.

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Elgirldani said:

I mean, you should never skip the last chapter. Last minute plot twists are a bitch. And so am I, a little bit.

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dchockeyman said:

It’s why I start every book at the end. That may also be the dyslexia.

And you’re not a bitch. Or, at least you seem like a sweet, sassy one.

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Elgirldani said:

I own my crazy, lol. But my mama did teach me I could catch more flies with honey, so I try to keep it to where you can't tell you've been bitch slapped until I'm long gone.

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dchockeyman said:

Well, it does take some time for bruises to form, so...

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Elgirldani said:

Aw, I'm not going to leave bruises. That ain't classy.

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dchockeyman said:

Light fingerprints are acceptable.

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Elgirldani said:

I already told you I use a soft touch.

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dchockeyman said:

Softish.

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Elgirldani said:

So feather-light you have to wonder if I'm even there.

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dchockeyman said:

The breathing usually tips me off.

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Elgirldani said:

Maybe I'm holding my breath...

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dchockeyman said:

Then the changing colors and/or unconsciousness may tip me off.

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Elgirldani said:

Good point... Well damn, I walked right into that too.

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dchockeyman said:

More stumbled groggily. Don’t worry—I’ll revive you. I think I remember my CPR training.

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Elgirldani said:

Eh, I think I just gotta walk of shame it on this one. There's no saving it.

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dchockeyman said:

In your formal boots, of course. No judgment.

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Elgirldani said:

Well, at least I look good doing it. It's a small consolation, but I'll take anything I can get right now.

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dchockeyman said:

You’d look spectacular doing pretty much anything.

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Elgirldani said:

*bats eyelashes* Who me?

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dchockeyman said:

Dependent on which boots you’re wearing, of course.

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Elgirldani said:

Indian giver.

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dchockeyman said:

Ha. Ha.

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Elgirldani said:

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week!

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dchockeyman said:

Twice on Sundays.

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