Salvor-Hardon
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sophia jane said:
BEst I have at the moment involves a viking marauder and a innocent village woman, some bear skin furs and lots of fire.
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BEst I have at the moment involves a viking marauder and a innocent village woman, some bear skin furs and lots of fire.
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Damn, why did I have to be tied up when she asked?sophia jane said:
Wait a minute, tied up! There's your inspiration.
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Or just imagine what the party for the Scarlett fan club would be like!
Hell that alone is wank fodder for a month or so.
Hell that alone is wank fodder for a month or so.
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*snicker*Salvor-Hardon said:
food, sex and catchy T-shirts-all my favorite things!
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OhMissScarlett said:
And most of your favorite people enjoying them.
I hope I count as one of your favorite people, top 500 or so like the forbes list.
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Of courseSalvor-Hardon said:
even though when my kid saw your av with the devil horns drawn on it a while ago, he said you were a mad scientist.
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OhMissScarlett said:Of course
even though when my kid saw your av with the devil horns drawn on it a while ago, he said you were a mad scientist.
He's very perceptive. I am a mad scientist. Have the lab coat and everything. Give that kid a dollar.
Ok more mildly distempered instead of mad, but you get the point.
And you have to shield his eyes from the things I make in my lab.
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Salvor-Hardon said:
*batts eyes*Scarlett fan club... I'm in!
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I feel better now.
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sophia jane said:I feel better now.
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Ok your turn, lets hear the juicy details!
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Salvor-Hardon said:
How much detail do you want?
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A video replay wouldn't be too much.sophia jane said:How much detail do you want?
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Ted-E-Bare said:
Lol! Well you aren't getting that. Sorry.
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Never hurts to ask.sophia jane said:Lol! Well you aren't getting that. Sorry.
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AV 4.0
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Salvor-Hardon said:
bwahahaaI knew it.
what are you making? Aphrodisiac negligees(sp)?
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Ted-E-Bare said:
I took new pics today (as you can see). But the colors aren't great in them, and I'm horrible at touching up pics.
So this is what we're stuck with. For now.
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sophia jane said:How much detail do you want?
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umm about the same level of detail I gave would be sufficient I would think.
I'd feel silly asking for more.
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Better lighting, or work with the color balance (is that a setting on your camera).,sophia jane said:
That really looks painful.
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OhMissScarlett said:
I knew it.
what are you making? Aphrodisiac negligees(sp)?
project at the moment is internet controllable multi speed vibrators, eggs shafts or clit clamps.
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Salvor-Hardon said:
Need a lab assistant?
I'll even let you call me Igor.
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Ted-E-Bare said:
It was the lighting, I think. Could be the cam, too. Picture taking is absolutely not my best skill.
And it's not painful, I promise.
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Extreme Bohunk said:
Sure but ummmm I was looking for some one a bit more feminie to help with testing and stuff.
That and if I could get her to wear only a lab coat...... it'd make lab time so much more fun.
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Salvor-Hardon said:
Well I didn't end up fantasizing, so no details to give there.
On the couch in the living room, totally naked. Attached my y-clamps (nipples and labia), inserted dildo, and then used vibrating bullet on my clit/labia. I can not possibly explain how intense the vibrations feel against the clamp (yum!).
Was that enough detail?
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Salvor-Hardon said:
Me! Me! Pick me!!!
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Salvor-Hardon said:
Ok, but keep my application on file.
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