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Smittenkitten_ said:
Oh you're lucky. We don't have a random name gen on the EU server. Bastards blizzard.
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I'm obsessed with the battle pets. My son and I have been playing Warkemon for days, taking turns.

I get to make up silly names for pets. Though we couldn't name a Parrot "Cracker" - I guess the filter thinks we're racist. But the parrot was green.

I'm in Outland getting the crap beat out of my pets, but I am having fun seeing tiny sporelings and dancing murlocs and baby clefthooves.
 
I've been playing Mass Effect 3 for a few hours. I'm finding it to be pretty average in terms of gameplay. The missions are quite dull so far with linear levels and repetitive combat.
 
So Chainsaw Lollipop. Thinking of getting it for obvious reasons : Hot chick > killing zombies. You don't even need porn if you got that.

I've been hearing it's a good game then the other half saying it's shit.

Your opinions?
 
You know what the funniest games are? Sim games. God I love them; especially all the rendom crap you can do. Its fucking hilarious.
 
Narcissus said:
You know what the funniest games are? Sim games. God I love them; especially all the rendom crap you can do. Its fucking hilarious.
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They were fun, then Sims 3 came along and made it all realistic so every spends house making their dream everything. XD
 
EclipseNight said:
They were fun, then Sims 3 came along and made it all realistic so every spends house making their dream everything. XD
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Yea but the new sims fantasy or whatever its called where you can practically rape and pillage the town is awesome. And being a male fairy is mildly humorous...
 
EclipseNight said:
So Chainsaw Lollipop. Thinking of getting it for obvious reasons : Hot chick > killing zombies. You don't even need porn if you got that.

I've been hearing it's a good game then the other half saying it's shit.

Your opinions?
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Check out the Angry Joe review of it. It'll give you a good idea of the pros and cons. And he's always good for a laugh.
 
Recidiva said:
I'm obsessed with the battle pets. My son and I have been playing Warkemon for days, taking turns.

I get to make up silly names for pets. Though we couldn't name a Parrot "Cracker" - I guess the filter thinks we're racist. But the parrot was green.

I'm in Outland getting the crap beat out of my pets, but I am having fun seeing tiny sporelings and dancing murlocs and baby clefthooves.
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lol, crackers, I wana try that now. I've yet to try pet battles really. Just leveling which takes forever
 
gagginforit said:
I've been playing Mass Effect 3 for a few hours. I'm finding it to be pretty average in terms of gameplay. The missions are quite dull so far with linear levels and repetitive combat.
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I liked Mass Effect, but I couldn't finish the games for mostly that reason. I'm not all that inspired by silver hallways and crates.

Fantasy is usually a better fit for me, but even then I'm mostly going to get caves and wooden crates.
 
Smittenkitten_ said:
lol, crackers, I wana try that now. I've yet to try pet battles really. Just leveling which takes forever
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It's been a lot of fun. It's completely unrelated to the game and doesn't really offer much in the way of getting you further...but...that's okay with me!

I've been giving my pandas time to get rested experience while I run about the world accosting critters. I unlocked two dailies, but I'm not sure I'm flying out to Deadwind Pass and Winterspring daily...but I might! I definitely will today, it's good experience for the little dudes if they don't die in the process.
 
Narcissus said:
You know what the funniest games are? Sim games. God I love them; especially all the rendom crap you can do. Its fucking hilarious.
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I'm playing Sims right now. I was a vampire. I died because I was out in the sun too long and with the philosphers stone you can bring people back from the dead. I'm a ghost and can float through walls and stuff, but I'm still a vampire and have to drink blood. So I'm a vampire ghost. You still get all the stat boosts from being a vampire too, like earning your skills twice as fast and whatnot. I want a body back.
 
Once-ler said:
I'm playing Sims right now. I was a vampire. I died because I was out in the sun too long and with the philosphers stone you can bring people back from the dead. I'm a ghost and can float through walls and stuff, but I'm still a vampire and have to drink blood. So I'm a vampire ghost. You still get all the stat boosts from being a vampire too, like earning your skills twice as fast and whatnot. I want a body back.
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This sounds to awesome of a Sim game, must be only for the PC.
 
EclipseNight said:
This sounds to awesome of a Sim game, must be only for the PC.
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I'm so fucking pissed about dying. I was like 2 feet from the damn door to get out of the sun.

Yeah, I've never really played the console Sims games. Supernatural is the latest expansion. It's added a lot to the vampires from the other one- I can't remember what it's called. "Late Night" maybe? There are also werewolves, fey, magic users, and playable ghosts.
 
Recidiva said:
I'm obsessed with the battle pets. My son and I have been playing Warkemon for days, taking turns.

I get to make up silly names for pets. Though we couldn't name a Parrot "Cracker" - I guess the filter thinks we're racist. But the parrot was green.

I'm in Outland getting the crap beat out of my pets, but I am having fun seeing tiny sporelings and dancing murlocs and baby clefthooves.
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Then I suppose it wouldn't let me name any of mine things like Rape-itar or Fuckermon.
 
John Doe said:
Then I suppose it wouldn't let me name any of mine things like Rape-itar or Fuckermon.
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That is a total shame. It will let you name a chicken Drumstick, this I know.

I love the Rabid Nut Varmint 5000 in Winterspring. No reason to rename that.
 
Just got Left 4 Dead 20 minutes ago, been playing it for only 10. I already have the achievement of 100 headshots.



I'm already addicted.
 
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FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I'VE BEEN WORKING ALL FUCKING DAY MY ARM IS TIRED YOU RAPEY MOTHERFUCKER I WILL DESTROY YOU!! I JUST NEED TO TAKE A BREAK AND MAKE A GODDAMN PIZZA OR SOME SHIT! OH MY GOD I AM SO PISSED OFF, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT I EVER DIED IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME- FUCKING JUST SHOW UP NAKED AND GET IN A SWORD FIGHT AND SHIT! WHO DOES THAT!? FUCKING 10 FOOT TALL MOTHERFUCKER! AAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!
 
Once-ler said:
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FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I'VE BEEN WORKING ALL FUCKING DAY MY ARM IS TIRED YOU RAPEY MOTHERFUCKER I WILL DESTROY YOU!! I JUST NEED TO TAKE A BREAK AND MAKE A GODDAMN PIZZA OR SOME SHIT! OH MY GOD I AM SO PISSED OFF, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT I EVER DIED IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME- FUCKING JUST SHOW UP NAKED AND GET IN A SWORD FIGHT AND SHIT! WHO DOES THAT!? FUCKING 10 FOOT TALL MOTHERFUCKER! AAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!
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shhh, It will all be over soon... And you'll figure it out eventually
 
Smittenkitten_ said:
shhh, It will all be over soon... And you'll figure it out eventually
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I have him figured out- the arrogant fucking sword. My arm was seriously just tired- and I was pissed because I play video games to fucking relax. I don't want to actually sword-fight after I've been at work all damn day, or working on the house all day doing manual labor and I'm tired. He shoots those damn beams at me, I hit them back the first couple of times, but I'm an extreme gamer- I tend to throw myself into it, I actually stand up when I'm pissed and fight. So by the third of fourth attack from him that I'm trying to send back, I'm tired, my reflexes are slow, and HE KNOCKS ME ON MY ASS. And that's what's pissing me off. I hate when I'm doing something, I know what I'm doing, and I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT.

I've got that H&R block job today, which is office work so I'm going to come home and try again without being tired. I was also just pissed because I had a perfect game up to that point- 0 deaths. And that motherfucking rapey bastard ruined it. And he's not even a person, he's a goddamn sword. Fi should be fighting him, not me. I thought weapons didn't kill people- people killed people.
 
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