TheeGoatPig
There is no R in my name
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I want chocolaty treats and sex to battle this cold with.
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I want chocolaty treats and sex to battle this cold with.
Vitamin C and Plenty of liquids works better. Just sayin'.
I want chocolaty treats and sex to battle this cold with.
I want my cold gone. Now. I'll take the sex when I feel better.
Sex can help you feel better. It boosts the immune system.
That may be true, but I prefer participating in sex. With an entire herd of elephants on my chest at the moment, I don't think I would be a very active partner.
Unrelated blurt:
I've had enough.
I didn't orgasm for over 48 hours myself because of my cold this weekend, so... Same boat
Next time, be sure to ask your pharmacist for a cold medicine that does not contain an orgasm suppressant.
That sounds all well and good, but I only took two over the counter capsules on Friday night, which wouldn't account for being flaccid most of Sunday.
Maybe it was the 32 wanks on Saturday. That usually screws up Sunday.
I desperately need a break from winter.
I just checked my outdoors thermometer. It's nearly noon but still only 58 degrees out there. I had to take off a glove and tap the thermometer with my finger to convince myself it wasn't frozen stuck. Last night was hell. Temps plummeted into the 40's for the fourth straight night. And now, I just heard a scare report from the local weather service that for tomorrow morning there's a 30 per cent chance of dew.
Somebody hide the axe. If this cold snap doesn't break soon, I swear I'm going to lose it.
Uh... we've had highs in the 20s the last week...