ChasNicollette
Allons-y Means Let's Go.
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Five Things Go Wrong: Four.
As Superman Prime found himself left behind, skirting the edge of that great and terrible rift--
--not that spatial anomalies had ever contained him before--
--Phantom Zones, Stasis Zones, Ghost Zones, Negative Zones--
--nothing could hold him--
--he hauled off, and slammed his fist against the skin of reality, bruising it madly once more--
--time shuddered--
--Aquawoman managed to save her daughter without chopping off her own hand, this time, saving her marriage to King Mer--
--Wonderous Man and Superwoman decided to stay just friends, making Superwoman's relationship with crusading newsman Loïs Lane that much less complicated--
--Jacin Todd stayed dead this time, however, a failure that Batwoman took to her grave--
--but then, beside Prime as he drew back for another time-rattling punch--
krekkaBOOOOM!
A Boom Tube thundered open wide, and a figure in crimson, green, and gold emerged with a cold smirk on masked lips.
"Leave you in the space dust, did they?" he chortled, his FatherBox enabling them to speak freely in the airless vacuum.
"Feel free to fuck off," Prime snarled. "I don't need your stupid little shortcut machines."
"Oh, no," Mister Miracle drawled. "I'm done handing out FatherBoxes like Cracker Jack prizes today. The doc did a pretty serious number on my last ringer's Box and sent him all the way to Dune. Majorly hampering his ability to track her Box through spacetime and hyperspacetime. Not making that mistake again. No, you don't need that kind of help."
Prime glared at him, seriously considering freezing Miracle with his arctic-breath and leaving him to get sucked into the rift.
But of course Miracle would just find a way to escape. He always did. Asshat.
"Then... what?"
"Red sun's still a problem for you, isn't it?" Miracle smirked. "Without your armor?"
Prime's eyes widened, and then scrunched again. "That damn Galactus shredded it. Power Cosmic, Kirby Dots, blah-blah-blah..."
"Our friend from Universe-3 made you a new one," Miracle noted smugly. And tossed a small cube-shaped device at Superman Prime.
Prime snagged it from the air. And it immediately dissolved into techno-organic circuitry that began to spread across Superman Prime's body, interfacing with the last remaining tatters of his clothes...
...rapidly forming into a suit of armor that gleamed and gloamed with power and darkness.
"Clothes make the man," Miracle wisecracked.
Prime held up a finger, grinning coldly as he corrected Miracle: "Superman."
Then joined that finger with the rest of his curled fist--
--and threw another catastrophic punch against the walls between the worlds.
As Superman Prime found himself left behind, skirting the edge of that great and terrible rift--
--not that spatial anomalies had ever contained him before--
--Phantom Zones, Stasis Zones, Ghost Zones, Negative Zones--
--nothing could hold him--
--he hauled off, and slammed his fist against the skin of reality, bruising it madly once more--
--time shuddered--
--Aquawoman managed to save her daughter without chopping off her own hand, this time, saving her marriage to King Mer--
--Wonderous Man and Superwoman decided to stay just friends, making Superwoman's relationship with crusading newsman Loïs Lane that much less complicated--
--Jacin Todd stayed dead this time, however, a failure that Batwoman took to her grave--
--but then, beside Prime as he drew back for another time-rattling punch--
krekkaBOOOOM!
A Boom Tube thundered open wide, and a figure in crimson, green, and gold emerged with a cold smirk on masked lips.
"Leave you in the space dust, did they?" he chortled, his FatherBox enabling them to speak freely in the airless vacuum.
"Feel free to fuck off," Prime snarled. "I don't need your stupid little shortcut machines."
"Oh, no," Mister Miracle drawled. "I'm done handing out FatherBoxes like Cracker Jack prizes today. The doc did a pretty serious number on my last ringer's Box and sent him all the way to Dune. Majorly hampering his ability to track her Box through spacetime and hyperspacetime. Not making that mistake again. No, you don't need that kind of help."
Prime glared at him, seriously considering freezing Miracle with his arctic-breath and leaving him to get sucked into the rift.
But of course Miracle would just find a way to escape. He always did. Asshat.
"Then... what?"
"Red sun's still a problem for you, isn't it?" Miracle smirked. "Without your armor?"
Prime's eyes widened, and then scrunched again. "That damn Galactus shredded it. Power Cosmic, Kirby Dots, blah-blah-blah..."
"Our friend from Universe-3 made you a new one," Miracle noted smugly. And tossed a small cube-shaped device at Superman Prime.
Prime snagged it from the air. And it immediately dissolved into techno-organic circuitry that began to spread across Superman Prime's body, interfacing with the last remaining tatters of his clothes...
...rapidly forming into a suit of armor that gleamed and gloamed with power and darkness.
"Clothes make the man," Miracle wisecracked.
Prime held up a finger, grinning coldly as he corrected Miracle: "Superman."
Then joined that finger with the rest of his curled fist--
--and threw another catastrophic punch against the walls between the worlds.
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