Sammael Bard
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If only Literotica permitted a change in font colour, I'd have the shortest story ever.
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Stewardess says to a passenger on a flight, "would you care for an orange juice sir?"
Passenger replies, "Yes if it needed me"
Hitachi have just come up with the the world's most realistc vibrator; it's so realistic that just before the woman reaches orgasm it cums, coughs, farts, goes limp, and switches itself off...
i read this and laughed out loud and uncontrolled in the local train.The Rodeo Position
Two cowboys are out on the range one starry night talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, “Ever have rodeo sex?”
“Ain’t heard of that one,” says the other cowboy. “What is it?”
“Well, you get the girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts, whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s!’ and see how long you can hang on.”