GB Christmas cards

Bert Notorius · Dec 21, 2009

To Glynndah,

Merry Christmas and a Catty New Year.

~bert

Bert Notorius · Dec 21, 2009

To Pointless,

Merry Christmas, screw off and die...

~bert

Bert Notorius · Dec 21, 2009

To Batch,

Melting men's hearts across the Nation.
Merry Holidays.

~bert

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Bert Notorius · Dec 21, 2009

To vetteman,

One can never have too many red sports cars.
Happy Holiday.

~bert

Bert Notorius · Dec 21, 2009

To busybody,

Hoping your wishes for a failed administration all come true.
Happy Ramadan.

~bert

Bert Notorius · Dec 21, 2009

To shugahhhh,

I chopped down a tree for you. You'll need to decorate it.
Don't let it get too dry...very flammable.
(I'll send munchies)

Enjoy the Holidays.

~bert

Bert Notorius · Dec 21, 2009

To image,

Happy Yule. Hey, a party's a party.
This nog's for you.

~bert

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Bert Notorius · Dec 21, 2009

To gotsnowgotslush,

You know, you can talk to people, here.
They won't bite.
They might spit.
Happy Nor'easter.

~bert

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Powertone · Dec 21, 2009

I like the one to pointless...

Bert Notorius · Dec 21, 2009

To Luke_Atmydik,
(meastro)

Yo.
Yo, thanx alot fo yo No Gift, Uncle EboNEEEGER Scrooge...
Merry Dis Mass, and Bah HOME Bug to you!
Yo.

~bert

Bert Notorius · Dec 21, 2009

Powertone said:
I like the one to pointless...

feel free to send him one of your own

Shugahhhh · Dec 21, 2009

Everything this gal could ask for.

Merry Christmas, Bert.

Bert Notorius · Dec 21, 2009

Shugahhhh said:
Everything this gal could ask for.

Merry Christmas, Bert.

Same to ya, sweet meat.

Bert Notorius · Dec 21, 2009

To thirty,

Personally I don't get the twangy music but...
I hope Dun Che Lao Ren brings you something
socially acceptable to the state.

~bert

Bert Notorius · Dec 21, 2009

crap. i'm out of stamps.

Raidho · Dec 21, 2009

Cute!

Sex & Diamonds · Dec 21, 2009

To all the pervs out there that need a better hiding place for 'toys'

Happy Holidays

gotsnowgotslush · Dec 21, 2009

An emusic-card to Bert-

As generous as Santa Claus.
As cool as a rock n' roll snow man.
(warning: sentimental inside)

La Belle & Le Clochard - La Chanson De Noël

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyZb9uU4pUU

glynndah · Dec 21, 2009

Bert Notorius said:
To Glynndah,

Merry Christmas and a Catty New Year.

~bert

Thank you, sweetie.

Your card is waiting at your email address.

Bert Notorius · Dec 22, 2009

To Nipples McGee,

Nipples is the gift that keeps on giving.
Merry Christmas.
Now fuck off.

~bert

Batch · Dec 22, 2009

Bert Notorius said:
To Batch,

Melting men's hearts across the Nation.
Merry Holidays.

~bert

Sweet. Though no one really melts.

Bert Notorius · Dec 22, 2009

To flat5ive,

Christmas is a major holiday.
Chanukah is a minor holiday with the same theme as most Jewish holidays.
They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat.

Ah Freilichen Chanukah.

~bert

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Bert Notorius · Dec 22, 2009

To Ishmael,

Cheer up.
Miracles happen.

~bert

Bert Notorius · Dec 22, 2009

To dolf,

A finer peacock Lit does not have.
Happy Boxing Day.

~bert

Bert Notorius · Dec 22, 2009

To TurdFergeson,

Ah. Turd. We've had some good fights.
I would still buy you a beer anytime.

~bert

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