The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

rachlou said:

You get a pair of scarlett suede stilletoes in the size of your choice

i put in my old 14" tv that i just chucked out

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TE999 said:

And you get back a broken toaster oven that I just chucked out.

I put in a dog-eared copy of 'The Catcher in the Rye'.

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StormRising said:

And you get back Kevin Costner.

I'll put in a brand new bottle of Mane and Tail shampoo (with conditioner thrown in free)

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Misty_Morning said:

You get back a 3 month pass to Curves.


I put in 147 Grateful Dead concert ticket stubs.

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CrimsonMaiden said:

You get back an autographed program.

I put in my horrible self-esteem.

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SelenaKittyn said:

and you get back the confidence you well-deserve...

I put in my piggie bank full of pennies...

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CrimsonMaiden said:

You get back something you've been really wanting to buy but have so far resisted.

I put in my headache.

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Misty_Morning said:

And you get back a new Hoover vacuum cleaner with attachments.

I put in my broken HP 32S RPN Scientific calculator.

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TE999 said:

And you get back a Chinese abacus with ivory beads.

I put in my high school geometry book.

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worthsqueezing said:

And you get back excitingly curved conic sections.

I put in a clear-tape label maker.

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glynndah said:

And you get back expertly organized shelves.

I put in all the cans of cat food my cats won't eat.

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TE999 said:

And you get back three catnip mice with red ribbons on their necks.

I put in a squeaky hamster wheel.

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MagicaPractica said:

And get back a 50 gallon aquarium.

I put in a five foot nylon dog leash.

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MagicaPractica said:

And get back a 50 gallon aquarium.

I put in a five foot nylon dog leash.

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glynndah said:

And you get back five weiner dog balloon animals.

I put in a bottle of invisible ink.

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Nirvanadragones said:

And you get back two bad cups of coffee.

I put in a peacock feather.

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Nirvanadragones said:

And you get back two bad cups of coffee.

I put in a peacock feather.

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glynndah said:

And you get back a pair of mules with maribou trim.

I put in all the stuff on this table.

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TE999 said:

And you get back a feather duster.

I put in a box of bent soda straws.

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glynndah said:

And you get back a bag of crushed aluminum cans.

I put in an alarm clock.

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TE999 said:

And you get back a rooster.

I put in a downy comforter.

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glynndah said:

And you get back an electric blanket.

I put in a partridge.

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TE999 said:

You get back (wait for it) A pear tree!

I put in a pair of lovebirds (not calling birds BTW).

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