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Old 02-21-2018, 10:05 PM   #3351
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because Rainy promised

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Tits out Wed doesnít have nearly as much of a ring to it.

And bonus if you know where to look.
Oh my goodness or is it Oh my, what goodness! Thank you lords of internet breast dares. Oh to be present if both of you got together over a wine or five.
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Old 02-21-2018, 10:21 PM   #3352
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Tits out Wed doesnít have nearly as much of a ring to it.

And bonus if you know where to look.
I have never had the opportunity to see you before this, and goodness me, you are gorgeous. I loved, loved your profile photo.
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Old 02-21-2018, 11:06 PM   #3353
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Old 02-21-2018, 11:26 PM   #3354
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Old 02-22-2018, 12:29 AM   #3355
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It should be Tits out Tuesday and Wang Out wednesday. Though... technically it is Thursday for me. This plan is flawed in more ways than one.

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Old 02-22-2018, 12:37 AM   #3356
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Thank you everyone! You are all much too kind.
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Old 02-22-2018, 09:50 AM   #3357
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I got rid of cable so I probably will get to writing now.
One of the better decisions I've ever made. It certainly frees up time for other pleasures, and money.
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Old 02-22-2018, 10:08 AM   #3358
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It should be Tits out Tuesday and Wang Out wednesday. Though... technically it is Thursday for me. This plan is flawed in more ways than one.

As you were.
Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung tonight.........er, Wednesday nights.
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Old 02-22-2018, 10:51 AM   #3359
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I, like Miles, will be chunging my wang against the window.




How can you not, when treated to such saucy sights?
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Old 02-22-2018, 06:56 PM   #3360
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One of the better decisions I've ever made. It certainly frees up time for other pleasures, and money.
There are breasts out and you're talking about cable?

Your wife is lucky to have you.
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Old 02-22-2018, 07:08 PM   #3361
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One of the better decisions I've ever made. It certainly frees up time for other pleasures, and money.
It was just too expensive and I was putting it on for noise not because I was hellbent on watching anythingóso I took all the stuff back today. Iím in a purging mood. Goods and services are getting tossed left and right.

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Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung tonight.........er, Wednesday nights.
Itís Thursday now right? Iím lost this week. I canít believe you never saw me before this. Rainy randomly dares me to post stuff, and I always do because sheís my Brorannosaurus Rex.

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I, like Miles, will be chunging my wang against the window.
How can you not, when treated to such saucy sights?
Sweet talker. I hope your windows are warmer where you are than here or your wang will catch a cold.

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There are breasts out and you're talking about cable?

Your wife is lucky to have you.
I started the dirty cable talk. Iím free from Xfinity! Woohooo!
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Old 02-22-2018, 07:18 PM   #3362
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The things one learns while couch shopping!!!

I really hate couch shoppingóone thing Iíve definitely learned.

If you tell them your price limit and itís under $3000, you are suddenly invisible.

A flannel shirt, and bringing your own tape measure, also do not up your value as a customer apparently. Here I thought Iíd get the Lumberjack chick discount. NOPE.

Getting some mad gossip from your gf while shopping ups the entertainment value exponentially.

And finally, if I get that couch, I will need both new rugs and a new coffee table. Itís too hard. I will just sit on the floor.
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Old 02-23-2018, 08:36 AM   #3363
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Itís Thursday now right? Iím lost this week. I canít believe you never saw me before this. Rainy randomly dares me to post stuff, and I always do because sheís my Brorannosaurus Rex.
Yeah it was Thursday, but at the time it was Rainy's Wednesday and my Tuesday, but now it's Friday, and Rainy won't read this until Saturday. I won't be back until Sunday, and everyone but me hates Monday. So that leaves us back at Tuesday to start this all over again.
I am gonna keep a closer eye on this thread in hopes of seeing more photos of you.
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Old 02-23-2018, 08:38 AM   #3364
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The things one learns while couch shopping!!!

I really hate couch shoppingóone thing Iíve definitely learned.

If you tell them your price limit and itís under $3000, you are suddenly invisible.

A flannel shirt, and bringing your own tape measure, also do not up your value as a customer apparently. Here I thought Iíd get the Lumberjack chick discount. NOPE.

Getting some mad gossip from your gf while shopping ups the entertainment value exponentially.

And finally, if I get that couch, I will need both new rugs and a new coffee table. Itís too hard. I will just sit on the floor.
You needed cedar oil scent to pull off the lumberjack chick thing. Some information to keep in your back pocket for the next time. A beard helps too.
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Old 02-23-2018, 11:46 AM   #3365
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There are breasts out and you're talking about cable?

Your wife is lucky to have you.
Actually, it's the other way around. I am lucky to have her. I'm kind of a pain in the ass to live with.
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Old 02-23-2018, 12:25 PM   #3366
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Actually, it's the other way around. I am lucky to have her. I'm kind of a pain in the ass to live with.
You just proved my point
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Old 02-23-2018, 06:15 PM   #3367
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One of my babies has to have surgery. Parenting first.

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Old 02-23-2018, 07:37 PM   #3368
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One of my babies has to have surgery. Parenting first.

If it doesnít rain it pours. M
Prayers, momma! I've been there a couple times with my oldest, that's incredibly scary. Thinking of you
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Old 02-23-2018, 11:23 PM   #3369
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One of my babies has to have surgery. Parenting first.

If it doesnít rain it pours. M
Oh lovely. .

Hmmm so Iím thinking one of those teddy bears would be 2 feet taller, than either of them at least.
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Old 02-23-2018, 11:34 PM   #3370
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Yeah it was Thursday, but at the time it was Rainy's Wednesday and my Tuesday, but now it's Friday, and Rainy won't read this until Saturday. I won't be back until Sunday, and everyone but me hates Monday. So that leaves us back at Tuesday to start this all over again.
I am gonna keep a closer eye on this thread in hopes of seeing more photos of you.
*Blinks slowly.* I think I need to lie down now.

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You needed cedar oil scent to pull off the lumberjack chick thing. Some information to keep in your back pocket for the next time. A beard helps too.
Noted. Cedar oil in the back pocket. Wasnít going to tell them to sniff my ass though I nearly did tell the sales staff to kiss it. Think Iím going to pass on the beard, I donít have the jaw for it.
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Old 02-27-2018, 03:13 AM   #3371
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Having a water fight out the front with your kids on a balmy summer evening while wearing a pencil skirt, silk blouse and heels kicked aside on the pavement.

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Noted. Cedar oil in the back pocket. Wasnít going to tell them to sniff my ass though I nearly did tell the sales staff to kiss it. Think Iím going to pass on the beard, I donít have the jaw for it.
*snickers* this made me laugh.
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Having a water fight out the front with your kids on a balmy summer evening while wearing a pencil skirt, silk blouse and heels kicked aside on the pavement.

These moments.
These moments, what life is all about.
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Is it possible to not really be angry with someone and still wish a raging case of gonorrhea and a festering case of crabs on them, for educational purposes only? Asking for a friend.
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