Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

loquere

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #201

Got any penicillin?

 

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• #202

Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

 

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• #203

This one yes saaaaar

"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

 

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• #204

When is this supposed to feel good?

 

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• #205

"Oh Mark, Mark." "That isn't my name. Wait isn't that your brothers name?"

 

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• #206

Do you know the definition of statutory rape?

 

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• #207

You're almost as good as my ex!

 

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• #208

What tampon?

 

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• #209

I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!

 

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• #210

Have you ever considered liposuction?

 

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• #211

"You'll stil vote for me, won't you?" -John Edwards

 

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• #212

Oprah had a show about men like you!

 

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• #213

You can cook, too right?

 

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• #214

When would you like to meet my parents?

 

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• #215

Have you ever seen "fatal attraction?"

 

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• #216

i'm as fit as a bull moose

 

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• #217

Where's my wig gone too?

 

RjThoughts

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• #218

What's that smell?

 

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• #219

Have you seen my teeth?

 

loquere

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• #220

Where am I and how did I get here?

 

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• #221

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

 

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #222

"Ouch! If I've told you once, I've told you a billion times. Don't put the chocolate syrup in the microwave!"

 

NekoParks

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• #223

loquere said:

Have you ever seen "fatal attraction?"

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Yeah and if you don't call me soon, someone will be boiling bunnies."

 

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• #224

I Lurve you too

 

NekoParks

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• #225

“I hope you’ve charged up the defibrillator.”