Misquote the person above you AGAIN

Hypoxia · Mar 22, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Yes, JS Bach’s Toccata und Fugue (Dm) makes an ominous wedding processional but it worked in the dark.

Those are the best kinds of weddings, where nobody can see anyone else. They must proceed by feel alone. And smell.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 22, 2018

Hypoxia said:
Those are the best kinds of weldings, where nobody can see anyone else's. They must proceed by feel alone. And smell.

Right. Feel the weld and smell the burning flesh. I can think of better games.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Mar 22, 2018

Hypoxia said:
I have been to some weird places in my head.

But that is not a wedding that any woman who wanted a wedding would arrange.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Mar 22, 2018

RubenR said:
I have not seen your height or hips or hair.

Believe me when I say I could pull none of that off. . .

Tio_Narratore · Mar 22, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Believe me when I say I could pull off one of those. . .

I didn't know you were such an admirer of the Chippendales.

MagicaPractica · Mar 23, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
I didn't know you were such an admirer of Chip and Dale.

Well, I wouldn't say admirer, but they were pretty funny.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 23, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Well, I wouldn't say I admire her, but she was a pretty bunny.

Karen? Apparently Trump thought so as well.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Mar 23, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Pussy? Apparently Trump thought so as well.

But is it less consequential if the hand is too tiny to be noticed?

Tio_Narratore · Mar 23, 2018

RubenR said:
I am NOT getting naked. Get those pricks away from me!

It'll be less painful if you just relax and let the 'bears' have their fun.

MagicaPractica · Mar 24, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
It'll be less painful if you just relax and let the 'Carebears' have their fun.

Sorry, I'm just not into "furries."

Tio_Narratore · Mar 24, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Sorry, I'm just not getting furious.

Even after his latest tweet?

Hypoxia · Mar 24, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
The heroes of the oppressed in Central America are Che Guevara and Tweetie Pie. Their images are everywhere.

In Italy it was Padre Pio and Michael Jackson. No accounting for taste, hey?

loquere · Mar 24, 2018

RubenR said:
Which presidential candidate are you working for?

The Deez Nuts campaign.

MagicaPractica · Mar 24, 2018

loquere said:
The Dis Neigh campaign.

Aw, they're full of horse shit.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 24, 2018

RubenR said:
Which studs are you twerking for?

deleted bad timing.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 24, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Aw, they're full of whore's spit.

Any chance of catching TB?

MagicaPractica · Mar 25, 2018

RubenR said:
No, don't bust me!

I'm sorry, sir, you'll have to accompany me downtown. Someone wants a word with you. They didn't tell me which one.

Hypoxia · Mar 25, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
He gets up each morning and he goes downtown
Where everyone's his boss and he's lost in an angry land
He's a little man

But he has possibilities, right? And he has you, right?

Tio_Narratore · Mar 25, 2018

Hypoxia said:
But he has pussy blebs, right? And he had you, right?

I'll head to the clinic right away!

loquere · Mar 25, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
I'll head to the airport right away!

Trump's bad but he's not that bad.... Actually you have a point, lets all runaway to Europe.

MagicaPractica · Mar 25, 2018

RubenR said:
You can never relive the good times!

I know, but I can make them better through the power of faulty memory!

loquere · Mar 25, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
I know they taste awful, but I can make them better with bacon!

Fuck you MP you know I'm on a diet, only a sadist puts bacon in a veggie burger!

MagicaPractica · Mar 25, 2018

loquere said:
Only a sadist allergic to soy eats a veggie burger!

Agreed, and I am no sadist so I'll stick to my nitrate free bacon with red wine and mushrooms over venison in the crock pot.

loquere · Mar 25, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Agreed, I'm hungry too so lets eat this bucket of bacon with red wine and twinkies.

You do that I'll just munch away on this head of broccoli.

Hypoxia · Mar 25, 2018

loquere said:
You can eat that stuff. I'll just munch the head off a bunny.

Okay, but don't do anything *weird* with it.

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