I hope you're not as think as you drunk I am.

Saint_Ann

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• Jun 20, 2018

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Pass the Patron.

 

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TeflonGuy

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No ossifer. I only has one. *holds up birdy finger*

 

von_Bismarck

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Saint_Ann said:

Pass the Patron.

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How long until alcohol poisoning?

 

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TeflonGuy

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von_Bismarck said:

How long until alcohol poisoning?

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So there wuz this driver. He picks up a hitchhiker.

The driver sees von_Bismack and swerves, "Thank Gawd I missed him!"

The hitch hiker yells, " Don't worry! I got him with a open box of used condoms!"

Hitch hiker looks back, "He's dripping wet! Here he cums!"

 

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"But his brain was so loaded" (toxic alcoholism)
"It nearly exploded" (cerebral aneurysm)
"His poor girl would shake with alarm" (sensitive)

 

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TeflonGuy

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Ponderous man. Real ponderous.