Old 03-18-2013, 12:49 PM   #38826
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Old 03-18-2013, 12:53 PM   #38827
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(tsk tsk strange a Japanese getting Mikimoto pearls wrong)
She's Scots Japanese, Michael; maybe they don't get strings of pearls...
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She's Scots Japanese, Michael; maybe they don't get strings of pearls...
Ooops, my fingers slipped

We like both porridge and sushi.
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She's Scots Japanese, Michael; maybe they don't get strings of pearls...
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Old 03-18-2013, 12:59 PM   #38830
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Ooops, my fingers slipped

We like both porridge and sushi.
together??
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Well, I don't throw mine down for the Piglet!


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Old 03-18-2013, 01:00 PM   #38832
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together??
LOL, that would be a mixed heritage.

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Crushed nuts!
Sweet chilli nuts.
Hot n' spicy!
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Sweet chilli nuts.
Hot n' spicy!
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Sweet chilli nuts.
Hot n' spicy!
mmmmmmmm I had a small bowl of sweet chili plum sauce the other night..with a selection of roast goose pieces, small pork ribs and thin slices of lamb.

oh and lol...I can get roasted peanuts in chilli flakes!
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mmmmmmmm I had a small bowl of sweet chili plum sauce the other night..with a selection of roast goose pieces, small pork ribs and thin slices of lamb.

oh and lol...I can get roasted peanuts in chilli flakes!
peanut butter with freshly ground black pepper
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A NEW taste sensation?
Speaking of new taste sensations ...

OK, don't go there, MILF. LOL.


Peanut butter and jam sandwiches (with lots of big flakes of butter melting on my tongue)

Mmm, plum sauce ... in plum font colour.
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OK, don't go there, MILF. LOL.


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Mmm, plum sauce ... in plum font colour.
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Taking a gander.

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Too much pandering is not good.
 

Old 03-18-2013, 05:12 PM   #38844
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I'm telling you, Scottishness has been thoroughly postmodernised!

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Movies and TV shows are filmed all over the US. Movies can boost the local economy too.
Tinsel tartan! there's a thought.

Bollywood filming

boosts British economy a lot too.

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