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I know a tanned blonde brat.......
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I got one for Christmas, but haven't used it yet. I wanted to do some models with it. I'm trying to finish loose ends from last year before I start anything new.
I've taken Lit to Real Life over 30 times. I never saw the need with Byron because I believed he was ubiquitous and eternal, and I took him for granted. I really should have reached out to him and got to know him better.
We have an eroscillator also. The more I think about it, I'm pretty sure they'd send a new part.
I understand, I should have taken him to real life over 10 yrs ago, oh well...
Hi, just wanted to say I just ran across this thread for the first time last night and it's been a fun and informative read. Cheers.
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Thank you!
A lot has changed in the industry in 13 years. I reviewed this thread and SO MUCH can be updated. New questions are VERY much needed btw --
I'm somewhat window shopping.. I'd like a new toy. Any recommendations for prostate stimulation that vibrates? I know not to skimp on anything that will go inside me
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Butt Toys and prostate toys in general have come leaps and bounds in diversity in the last handful of years.I'm somewhat window shopping.. I'd like a new toy. Any recommendations for prostate stimulation that vibrates? I know not to skimp on anything that will go inside me
ALWAYS double check the sizes and dimensions (having a seamstress measuring tape on hand works perfectly - can also draw a ruler on a strip of paper).
Stick with a water based lube - thicker ones are better for butt stuff because they stay where needed.
Some other cool gadgets have been invented to help out with this now too.
Don't forget hygiene and prep! A one way valve keeps the butt muck out of the bulb when it is squeezed.
Also - always make sure the toy has a base, a flange, etc. Anything w/o a "stopper" on it is potentially dangerous for the butt.
Lube - https://shop.literotica.com/product...original-lubricant-water-based-4-fl-oz-120-ml
Gadget - https://shop.literotica.com/product/CNVNAL-42823/lube-shooter-blue-3pk
Gadget - https://shop.literotica.com/product/CHABY0402/boneyard-the-skwert-lube-injector
Prep - https://shop.literotica.com/product/CNVEF-EXR-AF197/premium-one-way-valve-enema-bulb-douche-300ml
Without - Price range? Size? Functions? Simple? App controlled? Let me know if I'm on the right track here:
Sure, they can vibrate -
https://shop.literotica.com/product/CNVNAL-73000/zt-rechargeable-teeter-totter
But now they can thrust -
https://shop.literotica.com/product/SE043670/eclipse-thrusting-rotator-probe-black
Pulse -
https://shop.literotica.com/product/CNVXR-AG266/alpha-pro-12x-tapping-prostate-stimulator-black
Rotate/Rim -
https://shop.literotica.com/product...asm-3-in-1-silicone-prostate-stimulator-black
And thump -
https://shop.literotica.com/product/XRAG289/thump-it-7x-rippled-thumping-anal-plug-black
Simple -
https://shop.literotica.com/product/CNVNAL-65043/zero-tolerance-eternal-p-spot-black
App -
https://shop.literotica.com/product/CNVNAL-77293/lovense-edge-2
PS. Hey @Manu and @Laurel - great work with the retail site, I don't know who your base distro is, but they have a great selection!
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This is a welcome oldie bump out of all the bumps! 
It's been a while since the age of perusing the selections at brick and mortars for rentals, gotta say.
Don't have time to re-read from the beginning now, but I'ma chill with it behind a beer at a later date.
It's been a while since the age of perusing the selections at brick and mortars for rentals, gotta say.Don't have time to re-read from the beginning now, but I'ma chill with it behind a beer at a later date.
Thank you for the all encompassing post.. I had no idea that prostate massagers had evolved so much. Time to buckle down and do some deep investigation, but if you have heard any really positive feedback on a particular model, let me know!
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You're welcome 
It is a passion and a vocation. I listed items I have handled while in retail and now while I'm with a particular brand - good reviews all around. Enjoy the investigation, feel free to come back with other questions should they arise.
It is a passion and a vocation. I listed items I have handled while in retail and now while I'm with a particular brand - good reviews all around. Enjoy the investigation, feel free to come back with other questions should they arise.
I read through your thread and didn’t see anywhere if you talked about Liberator Shapes. It’s basically firm foam products with a nice lining utilized as sex furniture. If you have what do you think of it? If you haven’t you should check it out. The wedge and ramp were actually used by Barbara Streisand (fellow sexpert) in the movie “Meet the Parents” in a sex seminar for senior citizens.
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I wish you guys rented those Syrians. or those other reciprocating things.
they'd be fun for a while, or as a party favor, but too expensive for having.
they'd be fun for a while, or as a party favor, but too expensive for having.
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I think you'd break the Sybian machine ... It would tap-out before you were through
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I think you'd break the Sybian machine ... It would tap-out before you were through
that Sybian does look so interesting.
always looking for the thrill, I'd be so tempted to take it to like a bar, or something like that.
set it up, take off my clothes and mount it.
right in front of everyone. mixed crowd.
just having it alone might not do much for me.
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I think the bar owner would love to have you drive in all kinds of sales that night ... Ride it Cowgirl! Although my money is on you breaking it
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At the time, my store did not stock them. They are quite awesome tools to have in the bedroom for many reasons. Positional play, disability, ease old aches/pains, bondage... to name a few.
Liberator also makes 'beanbags' and other household 'furniture' too (under a different name) in effort to reduce/reuse/recycle.
A copy-cat to Liberator is Whip Smart Try-Angle.
Dame makes Pillo, the design makes total sense. I like the handles.
A few other companies (I can think of Pipedream and XR at the moment) who make some wedges and things that can be inflated.
Nice spotting it in Meet the Parents - I love spotting toys in mainstream! If I'm watching porn and they use a terrible toy, I totes can't watch it. Yuck.
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I think you'd break the Sybian machine ... It would tap-out before you were through
Well... don't tell my friends at Sybian I mentioned this buuuuut... Motor Bunny and The Cowgirl have joined the ranks of super powerful ride-on vibes. Plus some 'hump/grind' style toys like Lust from California Exotics and Ruby Glow from Rocks Off. I recently read about someone placing a JeJoue Mimi on a Liberator pillow and humping it - that thing has a good rumble for sure. Oh, and don't forget you can wedge a Wand in a Liberator/pillow too. Didja know Magic Wand just debut a mini?!
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it would just be impromptu. )I think the bar owner would love to have you drive in all kinds of sales that night ... Ride it Cowgirl! Although my money is on you breaking it
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WOW! i just started reading the thread from 2008. Read about 5 pages, and i said..."i wonder what ever happened to this girl," and surprised to see you had posted six MINUTES ago.....so still around 14 YEARS later?! Incredible information, and so nice of you to help others out. i also enjoyed your wit early on, when people were providing snarky comments. Thanks...looking forward to reading more! (whatever happened to the BF back in the day?)
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My wife and a few of her friends (life long types 30-50 year friends) get together in a neutral location - usually in Florida, Virginia Beach or Jersey Shore. The group is all early to mid sixties now. I usually pack something for 'fun and games' in the checked bag or the main one for the wife. I have packed a rabbit, wand, dildo, egg, butterfly etc over the years. I know they have all been opened (used?) and most find their way home. I was thinking a strapless strap on may be my choice for this year. Wife claims she or they never have not been used and are not into each other in that way (I think at least one member of the group is definitely curious at the least). Which would you recommend and what is the wearer's sensation? I tend to believe a regular strap on is most likely no or minimal thrill for the wearer - and is really for the receiver's benefit. I would think the strapless strap on will give a lot more to the wearer (feel like they have a real cock) or at least get sensation either on clitoris or g-spot. Your input, recommendations and if you have experience - your take on being the wearer. You can send in PM if you do not want to state for all.
I'll try to come up with something. Welcome back!
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If you like the idea of Scrotex, check out Pheromone Colognes. Classic Brands are the most consistent and requested - they use androgen and some sexy scents. I've sold a lot of it to people in the service industry/people who work with the public - it makes people around you "nicer". Fun social experiment.
There are also products like Fresh Balls. They go on a cream (only a dab will do ya) and dry like a powder. Great for anywhere that sweats (feet, under-boob, balls, etc) and chub rub. There is a feminine one too, I forget the name at the moment.
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