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HarryHill said:
Annie needs yellow boots to play in the rain
the blue ones wont do, too mellow
the old brown ones, too smello
I say, fuckit, go barefoot, play in the puddles
I don't like condoms anyway
why should you
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Verrrry inventive clever boy :)
 
Remec said:
There once was a girl with titties so small
You'd not be far off to say none at all,
But her mosquito bites
fit the appetites,
Of the ass-man who lived down the hall.


:devil:
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Late to the party, catching up now.

This one make me choke on smoke, I really need to quit. it brought to mind my cousin who worked in a t-shirt shop on the shore. Being rather under endowed herself she made a t-shirt with teeny tiny print that read, "They're not that fucking small".
 
UnderYourSpell said:
The next subject for everyone who is waiting for one is to write a nonsense poem! Think Edward Lear although your poem doesn't have to rhyme!
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Chagrin-rick

My proclamation
of rankle-ation
smelled quite rank
in the big think tank.
Justly, I was told to go wank.
 
Sure if anyone wants to play :) You can start us off with a poem any style about the genre of music that you don't like ......... and why! :)
 
My hands can beat
razza ma tazz to some
funky dark jazz

I won't hymn and haw
but I can see the light
that gospel shines

Occasionally at a red stop
I let the beat drop and
my car and I hip/hop

But this bitch would like
to rap the ho
le gangsta crowd

In my 8 mile wide
rat a tat tat!
da fucks up wit dat?

Peace out!
 
Trixareforkids said:
My hands can beat
razza ma tazz to some
funky dark jazz

I won't hymn and haw
but I can see the light
that gospel shines

Occasionally at a red stop
I let the beat drop and
my car and I hip/hop

But this bitch would like
to rap the ho
le gangsta crowd

In my 8 mile wide
rat a tat tat!
da fucks up wit dat?

Peace out!
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Ooops so many old threads suddenly came to the top that this one got lost! One little quibble but they may be me having my thick head on, but this seems to tell of the music that you do like rather than the stuff you don't!
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Ooops so many old threads suddenly came to the top that this one got lost! One little quibble but they may be me having my thick head on, but this seems to tell of the music that you do like rather than the stuff you don't!
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I like at least a little of everything, except gangsta rap. I included the others as I don't like/listen to them much, but I can at least enjoy them a little from time to time.

Did you listen to 8 Mile Wide? It's my antidote to gangsta rap, lol.
 
You ain't no fucking gang
stu stu stutter and bang
of gun and gavel
as you travel
round the cell block
with your flock
talking your shit
about how you hit
some trashy ho
but hold up yo
that be your mama
and you just want drama
'cause you can't stand
the crappy hand
that life done dealt you
but that ain't nothin' new
story old as time
so what that you can rhyme
beatin' on the weak
don't make you strong
learning how to live
how to get along
how to beat back
the system that's got it wrong

Dat's
where it's at


Better? :D
 
I like that one trix. Could hear the beat box and pool balls crashing.
Not sure "crappy" is gangsta though~more mini van soccer meet. Might get you beat up in the hood.
"oh ja, mudddafucka! Well you've got crappy hair"
POW!
 
I'd forgotten about this thread! OK Trix (and all others willing to join in) ........ write about why you do (or don't!) want a Dom!
 
I was searching google for a word meaning 'to annoy' and found a photograph of me
 
UnderYourSpell said:
I'd forgotten about this thread! OK Trix (and all others willing to join in) ........ write about why you do (or don't!) want a Dom!
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The Perversity of Men

Has nothing to do with their proclivities
Black on blond, sub and Dom
Big tits, small tits, chicks with dicks
I don't care what gives them rise
Or puts that twinkle in their eyes

It's the religious fervor
With which they believe
That somehow, they're more logical than me
But how can that be when they routinely dismiss
That their emotions actually exist

That somehow they're stronger
Because they lash out
When it's their self worth that comes into doubt
While women take the beating
Because we see how they're bleeding

We bleed all the time, it's part of our nature
We know it means life's just 'round the corner
But all they can see is death and destruction
So they build bigger guns
And off they go hunting

I, however, am no man's prey
So don't you bother to lie and wait
For me to come bounding your way
You wanna play with me
It's my way, or the highway
 
Trixareforkids said:
The Perversity of Men

Has nothing to do with their proclivities
Black on blond, sub and Dom
Big tits, small tits, chicks with dicks
I don't care what gives them rise
Or puts that twinkle in their eyes

It's the religious fervor
With which they believe
That somehow, they're more logical than me
But how can that be when they routinely dismiss
That their emotions actually exist

That somehow they're stronger
Because they lash out
When it's their self worth that comes into doubt
While women take the beating
Because we see how they're bleeding

We bleed all the time, it's part of our nature
We know it means life's just 'round the corner
But all they can see is death and destruction
So they build bigger guns
And off they go hunting

I, however, am no man's prey
So don't you bother to lie and wait
For me to come bounding your way
You wanna play with me
It's my way, or the highway
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Not a sub then? :) I'm a Bi-sexual Switch ........ sort that one out, someone should :D
 
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