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Old 02-26-2013, 07:00 PM   #326
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Just as you think I'm a piece of shit, I am fairly certain there are people in your life who don't see you the way I do.
I have my r/l, as do you.

The only true irony is that you won't understand what I just wrote.
i won't spar with you wq.
you do that well enough
to yourself on your own.

but like the 'oh so cruel' kid
who sometimes frequents the zoo you perpetrate,
i'll prod at the senseless animal;

to shock it to its inherent senses
away from its self-same zoo.

the sad irony is that you won't understand what i just wrote,
yet again...
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:01 PM   #327
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Are we still flogging the dead photo horse?

This thread got taken over by theatres/cinemas that serve good food and booze,

And casino restaurant beef ribs.
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:14 PM   #328
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i won't spar with you wq.
you do that well enough
to yourself on your own.

but like the 'oh so cruel' kid
who sometimes frequents the zoo you perpetrate,
i'll prod at the senseless animal;

to shock it to its inherent senses
away from its self-same zoo.

the sad irony is that you won't understand what i just wrote,
yet again...
If I'd known you care so much about bringing me back to the fold, I'd have taken you off iggy long before now.
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:16 PM   #329
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Are we still flogging the dead photo horse?

This thread got taken over by theatres/cinemas that serve good food and booze,

And casino restaurant beef ribs.
Will it help if I mention that I am having seared fresh tuna for dinner?
A friend has just dropped off a bluefin for me
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:20 PM   #330
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If it's a whole one, you can keep it.

Those things are a bitch to fillet or steak cut.
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:24 PM   #331
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If it's a whole one, you can keep it.

Those things are a bitch to fillet or steak cut.
I have a secret weapon..... my man and I used to own a tuna boat.
He did the work, I did the paperwork.

I will make a gorgeous stock from the leavings
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:26 PM   #332
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WTF??????

We did NOT give you permission to use our real names.

NONE of this happened like you said. You are old and made of vinyl. You look like a couch someone rescued from a fire. We just wanted to look at your stupid car.

You are one sick fuck.
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:28 PM   #333
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WTF??????

We did NOT give you permission to use our real names.

NONE of this happened like you said. You are old and made of vinyl. You look like a couch someone rescued from a fire. We just wanted to look at your stupid car.

You are one sick fuck.
You really need to read all the posts before you try and funny-up with an alt
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:41 PM   #334
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Please don't feed the exhibit/patient.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:52 PM   #335
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Please don't feed the exhibit/patient.
hey baby, wanna ride my tuna boat?
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:56 PM   #336
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hey baby, wanna ride my tuna boat?
That would be cute - if you actually knew wtf you were talking about.
But you don't.
So it isn't.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:57 PM   #337
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That would be cute - if you actually knew wtf you were talking about.
But you don't.
So it isn't.
why don't you show me some pictures and teach me all about it.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:59 PM   #338
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A tuna boat now. Holy fuck she's the Bubba Gump of down under.
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Old 02-26-2013, 10:03 PM   #339
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A tuna boat now. Holy fuck she's the Bubba Gump of down under.
Google it. We owned the 'Star Trek' - a huge cat that was used for tuna fishing for many years.
(She's been sold and renamed, but I am pretty sure there are still pix of the Horst-built boat out there.)

You can say whatever you like, but truth is truth.
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Old 02-26-2013, 10:11 PM   #340
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"... you can google the facts:
they've been scrubbed and changed
and aren't at the tip of my own fingers
but i'm quite sure you lazy twats could
back me up on it..."

oh my!

retreat, wq!

for your own good...

~ note that i didn't go for the cheap joke about the tuna boat your manlet actually got stuck riding ~

..... oh
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Old 02-26-2013, 10:16 PM   #341
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Google it. We owned the 'Star Trek' - a huge cat that was used for tuna fishing for many years.
(She's been sold and renamed, but I am pretty sure there are still pix of the Horst-built boat out there.)

You can say whatever you like, but truth is truth.
i get sea sick.
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"... you can google the facts:
they've been scrubbed and changed
and aren't at the tip of my own fingers
but i'm quite sure you lazy twats could
back me up on it..."

oh my!

retreat, wq!

for your own good...

~ note that i didn't go for the cheap joke about the tuna boat your manlet actually got stuck riding ~

..... oh
You didn't google it, did you

And he didn't get 'stuck riding' it, he skippered as part-owner.

Tell me - how does it make you feel to know we made $650k profit when we sold?
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Old 02-26-2013, 10:18 PM   #343
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i get sea sick.
Oh
I actually feel real sympathy.
I've seen how seasickness affects people...... not nice!
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Old 02-26-2013, 10:32 PM   #344
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Tuna is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. tuna-kabobs, tuna creole, tuna gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple tuna, lemon tuna, coconut tuna, pepper tuna, tuna soup, tuna stew, tuna salad, tuna and potatoes, tuna burger, tuna sandwich...
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there's canned tuna, smoked tuna, salted tuna, tuna with dolphin, tuna without dolphin, tuna casserole, tuna brik, tuna tacos...
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Tuna is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. tuna-kabobs, tuna creole, tuna gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple tuna, lemon tuna, coconut tuna, pepper tuna, tuna soup, tuna stew, tuna salad, tuna and potatoes, tuna burger, tuna sandwich...
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Old 02-26-2013, 11:35 PM   #347
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You didn't google it, did you

And he didn't get 'stuck riding' it, he skippered as part-owner.

Tell me - how does it make you feel to know we made $650k profit when we sold?
Must've been one of dem "classic" tuna trawlers...
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Old 02-26-2013, 11:53 PM   #348
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A tuna boat now. Holy fuck she's the Bubba Gump of down under.
I have to admit this made me laugh.

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Tell me - how does it make you feel to know we made $650k profit when we sold?
This just sounds crass.
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